Greetings! After an opening especially designed to catch your attention, we welcome strapping, young H. Alan Scott to the mic to tell of that time he got caught being nasty in a bookstore. Then, after a short respite in a Real Life Day Job sketch, we have fetching, fancy Jason Jude Hill describing his senior photos to us. Ah, but then! Beguiling, mysterious Mehran Khaghani brings us home with the story of how karma bit Cuzanne in the nether-regions.