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Sketches "Watch", "Hearts", and "Tin" are taken off the shelf. Can Adam write a Simpsons episode? What motivates James Dyson? Why don’t all tins have ring pulls? Does Eckhart Tolle have a place in the apocalypse? Meanwhile, an egg-related prophecy is fulfilled.
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Sketches "Defend", "Checkup", and "Summer" will see you now. Which Disney Princess with a gun are you? Which organ is most likely to kick out the appendix? What are the three prerequisites for auto-cannibalism? When will walking to the shops be an Olympic event? Meanwhile, Batman has financial troubles.
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Sketches "Waste", "English", and "Donation" are placed on the fridge. Would you let your child leave the circus for dentistry? Is it time to start a car wash for the catholic church? Do bishops own yachts? Can you talk about space in too many podcast episodes? Meanwhile, we plan each other's funerals.
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Sketches "Finale", "Minute", and "Bus" pull up to the station. Why is Dec always looking at Ant’s pulsating femoral artery? Is cheese best in string form? Why does my cat smell like dog? After this planet, and the next planet, how many do we have left? Meanwhile, there's trouble at the biochemical warfare facility.
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Sketches "Wireless", "Blue", and "Telephone" come off the subs bench. What happens when you call 999? Who is our best dressage ice skater? Why are country roads so narrow? Why won’t the Tories watch Oliver Twist? Meanwhile, there's trouble in the England changing room.
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Sketches "Magic", "Banking", and "Passion" are flung into the abyss. Was credit worth overthrowing the monarchy? Will humans be around forever? Où est l'abattoir? Meanwhile, there's miscommunication at NASA.
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Sketches "Shock", "Wiseman", and "Bag" enter the arena. Are all popes loved? Will bags outlive humans? Should we just listen to what Martin Lewis says? Meanwhile, we suspect Joe Biden is trying to assassinate Boris Johnson.
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Sketches "Fleas", "Politics" and "Recede" are offered as tributes to the comedy gods. How many dogs have you met in jobs? What is an “on fleek” eyebrow? Who must die to give my hair a shine? When should we cash in on the Mona Lisa? Meanwhile, we discuss a hungry Jeffrey Bezos.
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Phil and Adam present two audio sketches: “Bond” and “Cancelling”. Does a licence to kill expire? Does James Bond have a line manager? What is noise cancelling? Meanwhile, Adam discusses his biggest fear.
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