Skippy breaks his rules again to vent briefly about the unbearable lies and distractions appearing in the news.

Warning: NSFW! Skippy breaks his own rules to speak his mind in an emotional, fact and curse word laden rant. Not for the sensitive who are easily triggered or offended. You have been warned.

The short, true story of the day Skippy decided to finally get some sleep.

Skippy talks at ridiculous length about the sports teams of Cleveland, including the Cavs draft party, the Indians trade deadline and renaming debacle, the start of Browns training camp, the Charge moving from Canton to Cleveland, and the Monsters/Blue Jackets getting to resign a player who'd been drafted by the Seattle Kraken. Also, a silly story about making a sticky mess of his kitchen.

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Skippy gives a few updates, then tells some more old jokes for your amusement.

Skippy tells a joke, debuts a new opening song, rants about food and fashion exploration, reminds people that the 4th of July is Independence Day, remembers fallen Cleveland Monsters star goalie Matiss Kivlenieks, and then to lighten the mood, tells the true stories of the Lobster Lady and the Dog Man.

In which Skippy rants about it being too hot, and tells the bizarre true story of an attempt to beat the heat.

Skippy literally can't sleep, so he rants about a curious car chase near Los Angeles that has left him with a great many questions and few answers.

Skippy is back with Season Two of Skippy Can't Sleep. Today's short episode is, as always, a true story. (Please excuse the ambient noise of the fan, it's really hot.)

The Browns beat the Steelers two weeks in a row, so it's time for an old fashioned gloatfest. Just a little one.