Skippy Can't Sleep

Skippy talks about President Trump and several other noteworthy virus positives in the news, and wonders what it all means.

Skippy shares a load of quick hit commentaries while cuddling up next to a space heater under a dozen blankets and nursing a well-bitten tongue.

Skippy shares a questionable business model.

Skippy spoofs Game 2's rain delays, then comments at great length on Game 2 of the Indians vs. Yankees, and the incredibly bitter end to the Indians' season.

Skippy cuts his remarks short on both on the Indians and the Presidential Debate, but gives you vague editorial comment in the form of some words to ponder.

A slow day in Cleveland sports, so Skippy adds in an editorial comment, and talks about his silly drug test adventure.

Skippy celebrates the Browns 34-20 victory over the Farting Crickets, the Indians 8-6 win over the Pirates and their postseason bid, and gently laments the lack of enthusiasm from those paid handsomely to cover the Browns. Also, a short heroic tale about Joe Montana.

Skippy is depressed about the Tribe's hopes of a championship ending, so he does a "geek persona" quiz and a cooking segment for bachelors and others who can't cook, then tells the rather silly story of the mysterious bathtub raccoon.

Skippy is thrilled to announce that his Akron Zips and the MAC will play after all, keeps an eye on the Indians and their Central Division rivals, relays Patric Hornqvist's disappointment to the Penguins front office and questions Kamala Harris' rap knowledge.

Skippy breaks the news that the PAC 12 is returning, only to quickly learn that his exclusive source was correct earlier this week and the Mountain West is back, too! Tribe sweeps the White Sox, and Zack Snyder reportedly misled the DC Universe fans.