Skippy Can't Sleep

Using no notes or talking points save the depth chart and schedule, Skippy previews the Browns 2020 season. He runs down the Browns depth chart and plays the "Schedule Game" with an admittedly biased, tongue-in-cheek, Ben Maller-like answer to poke fun at Tony Grossi, before settling on a slightly more realistic prediction and a playoff appearance. Go Browns!

Surprise surprise, Skippy is talking baseball again. He shares some of the personal stories that have made him the Indians fan he is today.

Skippy is nonplussed by the Tribe's 11-1 loss to the Royals, shares a couple of minor gripes, a couple of mildly funny jokes, and reflects on his experiences of 9/11/2001 in the least political way possible.

Skippy laments yet another loss to the last place Royals, mildly defends Kareem Hunt, heralds Bernie Kosar's new gig, and then tells a couple of anecdotes about encountering his childhood hero.

Skippy laments the Tribe bullpen blowing the game for Triston McKenzie, congratulates the Browns on resigning Kareem Hunt, vents a bit about a video game he used to play, and talks about Star Trek Day.

Skippy celebrates another Tribe win, and an astonishing space discovery by the Indians of India. Also, a rant about a Browns hater, and two stories of traveling during the summer holidays.

Skippy reviews the Indians win, talks about the Washington Nationals making the news in a bad way again, recalls a story from his dorm days, and inadvertently fixes a real life problem in the process.

Skippy celebrates a walkoff win by the Indians and a special achievement by a player, rants about self checkout party fouls, and tells a story that takes place on a Labor Day weekend.

Skippy laments the Indians loss to the Brewers and the poor eyesight of Jerry Meals, then talks about a day on the Islands.

Skippy introduces his new opening theme song by Big Brother Jake, reviews the Indians and Browns week that was, discovers a welcome television reunion has been planned, and tells another silly story from his days at the theme parks.