They call us lonely when we're really just alone.

If I can move so far, in my mind, beyond this small, green, froggy body then just think how far I can go when I slip beyond this costume completely. What an adventure that'll be!

Life is a song. Everything's a song. Listen up and I'll prove it.

People are like spiders - they're all over the place. A whole planet full of people. And spiders. And it's a close call as to which are more creepy.

You might be right, but then again - you might not be, and it's really difficult to figure out which it is. Next time you're at loggerheads with someone - remember this and, hopefully, humility'll wash over you and make everything alright. Then you can both calm down and have a lovely day.

They (in books) say that there are four things that you need to sort out or acknowledge before you die: the good things you did for others (that's love), the bad things you did to others (conciliate (look it up)), the good things others did for you (thank them) and the bad things others did to you (forgive them). And if you don't? Well, that's where reincarnation (or haunting) comes in, I guess. Hmm.

Chicken Radio tells me that his team are losing and I get that it's about this thing called football and, for me, I'm not going to have anything to do with that because it makes people sad. I don't like to be sad.

There are serial killers in our neighborhood. I tuned into Chicken Radio to find out about them. Listen up and I'll tell you more!

With there being so many easy words in all the many languages of the world you'd think that people wouldn't have to use long, complicated ones. Hmm; think again.

What would you do if you found that all the creams for moisturising and protecting your skin from the sun were tightening your throat? You'd find out about it, right? You'd, like, get yourself tested for allergens and sh..tuff, yes? Hmm.