Getting soaked is great. It's the getting dry again that's the problem. Unless, that is, you're a small, green frog, like what I am.

There are others in this place apart from my Chicken Disciples and Snarf. Sometimes these 'others' watch me and sometimes, that can be creepy, but mostly it's okay (but I have to meditate a lot for it to be so).

Can a small, green, meditating frog sat on a kitchen window ledge in York, UK really detect your mood from your tone of voice? Give me a listen and you'll find out.

Getting from A to B needs specific directions. You can't navigate to a particular eating emporium by looking for directions to South Yorkshire (or whatever). In the same way, if you want to change then be specific about what it is you want to change.

Sklugoo doesn't have nostril hairs buy he still knows a thing or two about how ticklish they can be. Listen up for a great way to stop hayfever from bothering you so much.

Your chocolates are mine. You shall have none. Chocolate's not for sharing - not never ever. Me likea lotta choccy all at once. Give me chocolate until forever. Here's why ...

Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato.

There are good rules and there are bad rules but, being the rebel that I am, I can't think of any good ones right now - but I can think of a bad one. Listen in to find out what it is.

Bugs and slugs and all manner of beasts including a rat that shall not pass into the garage because there's a plaster cast hedgehog guarding the door. And you'd have thought a rat wouldn't have taken much notice - but it did!

After years and years of trying to think about nothing I've finally realised ...