Want to know what a small, green frog on a kitchen window ledge thinks about sunshine? Then press the play button and prepare yourself for a treat!

All of us are nature's favourites - every single one of us without exception. We don't get picked on or pulled down by nature. We're all equal and lovely.

Some say that people are strange and yeah, they might be right, but I'm people too and I'm not really that strange. Well, not as far as small, green frogs living on kitchen windowledges go.

When you're in lock down - cut your own hair. Or let it grow long - I really don't care. At the end of the day - a frog ain't a bear. I'm wonderfully slippy - but no need to stare.

The clocks went back I got less sleep last night. Guess what happens when I sit still when I haven't had enough sleep! No, not quite narcolepsy, but close enough.

Charlene, by 1977, had been to Georgia and California (and anywhere she could run) but I've been somewhere she never could manage to reach. Can you guess where?

Einstein had some thought about space-time curvature that I won't go into now because what I'm interested in is walls that blend into ceilings. Bubble life, anyone?

If'n you have to let go of the past, or something in the past, or someone who's gone then don't worry so much. You don't know what tomorrow's gonna bring.

No, I'm not getting out of this cute, little frog spacesuit - no way, José! Listen up and I'll tell you why ...

If you're going to have an addiction then choose a nice one that doesn't have any really bad side-effects but if those side-effects do annoy anyone then give up your addiction. People are more important.