Sklugoo doesn't get out much, being as he lives on a window-ledge in a kitchen, so his experience of alcohol is limited to watching.

Close your eyes and then turn them off so that you don't just see the black. Beyond the black is a whole whirl of light and pattern: visions.

There are frogs who have famous voices but I'm not going to try to be like that. I'm going to be me and Miss Piggy can go suck her teeth.

Tell all you friends about Sklugoo because Sklugoo is great and if he's to have 33 million eDisciples by the end of the century then we need to get a move on.

If you want to be nervous then you can be. But it's best not to be. Not because Sklugoo says so, but because it's true.

I prefer squatting or jumping to being stood still and so stand-up comedy for me would be a bit of a leap.

The mechanics of meditation are like tomato seeds - pretty to look at but not so are easy to pick up. Concentrate, though, and you do it.

One of my eyes is bigger than the other and I have a beauty spot but that's okay because I'm an individual frog. I'm Sklugoo.

Life is good, but there will be setbacks. Not everyone will support you. When it gets tough - take a deep breath ... and continue. You'll get through.

When Sklugoo sings on sunshiny days he doesn't do it like any old crazy frog, he does it properly, and he has a lovely voice.