The life span of your average green frog is ten years but that don't apply to me because I'm going to live forever, baby! Meditation obviates a lot of bad stuff, y'know.

Birds and birds and birds, flocking around the house like flocking things. I just realised what they're here for!

Live as if you were living for the second time and had acted as wrongly the first time as you're about to act now. Thanks, Viktor.

If you want to be happy then listen to this list of things I've seen in my life and then do the exact opposite.

Small, green frogs called Sklugoo don't actually need that much money and so, for now at least, all these riches are given to you free. You're welcome.

There was this dude that survived the concentration camps and stayed sane and he did it by choosing to be happy. Yay Viktor Frankl.

The robots are coming! Ah, but don't worry - they're harmless (so far) but they are coming and you're going to have to get used to them.

Sunday is a day of rest, except if you're a little, green, meditating frog called Sklugoo. Or if you're old.

Even spammers are people (unless they're robots) and they need love too so don't hate on them so much. They're just doing their best to get by.

A small frog called Sklugoo punts words at you hoping it brightens your day in some way. Be love.