I am the frog at the end of the universe - what more can there possibly be to say after a revelation like that? Listen to find out.

The Persistence of Memory is a 1931 painting by artist Salvador Dalí. The persistence we have to go on speaking, even when we think we've said it all, is a wonderful feature we share. Never give up; not never ever.

Snarf is a dragon on the far reaches of this windowledge. Mostly he just sits there but I can sense a dangerous fire burning deep within his primal mind. He can fly and sometimes he screeches in an eerie kind of a dragony way. Eek!

Have you ever stared into the darkness to see what there is to see when there's no light on your open eyes? Well, I have. I'm a small, green, meditating frog, so what do you expect?

My heart is on this windowledge along with the rest of me and I hope they'll stay together for a long time, maybe even as long as those two two-hundred year old frogs in the pond have been around. Here's hoping.

Life and death in the raw! Well, in the back garden that is. Well, not so much death as a kind of a resurrection. No pigeons were harmed in the making of this podcast.

The discovery of the ruins of an ancient civilisation in the back garden has led to me, a small, green frog, being united with my brothers - freshly returned from back in the midst of time!

In which Sklugoo says how lawnmowers, grass and small, green frogs are never a good combination and that gardening is better as a spectator sport.

No, not the town in England and no, nothing to do with books, this is about me reading your mind. Have a listen and see (hear) how I got on.

How do you get an audience? How do you get people to listen to you? How can a small, green, meditating frog gather disciples? Heck if'n I know!