Sklugoo loves the colour of his skin because green is the colour of grass and grass is cool and cool things are good, right?

Get the jab, amigos, and be immune to Covid like moi. You'll then be able to lick any mail that drops through your letterbox (but don't).

This is the one where Sklugoo talks about meditation and bedbugs. Not that they're related at all. Not even distant cousins. So there.

In which I tell you that I don't eat flies but that my disciples might eat the odd worm or two (they say that odd worms taste the best).