We’re all back together this week. We talk school canteen lunches, sleep talking, shit parents and our lord and saviour Borat returns for a sequel.

Alex and Aleksey excel in every which way without Curtis this week. A bit of Big Mac, a bit of Big Jack, a whole lotta Slav.

Alex and Curtis please your eardrums without the presence of Aleksey this week. He will be back with Alex in the next episode. This week, Alex talks about how shit the TV show 'The Masked Singer' is, and Curtis takes a big whiff of VB's latest scent 'Thirst' by VB.

This week we have a very special guest and we discuss very important topics while hungover. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

This week we recount some infamous vomit stories and find out how much water is really in a bucket.

Aleksey has a short lived segment, and Alex is almost 25 and thinks typing "80085" into a calculator is still funny.

Seriously, fuck Karens don’t take away our pubs. We rank news themes out of 5 David Kochies, more Urban Dictionary definitions and again rewind the clock back to nostalgic TV times.

We find out that we are actually "Zillennials" and we reminisce about our strange childhoods.

This week we chat about Alex’s scary resemblance to pornstar legend Ron Jeremy and we find out if water should be classified as a drink.

Alex contaminates the Slabs and Darts studio, and Aleksey loves to excavate.