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Join Gemini, Brian, Burrito, and Arthur for a long conversation covering assorted topics about life, odd news, and what they had for lunch.

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The Burrito Bandito moved into a new glory hole

Irreplaceable nostalgia

Holding parking spots

"We didn't have coffee."

Is Leonardo DiCaprio playing Brian McFly in the Slam City movie?

Swiped on a shorty

Six bucks to eternal sunshine Brian’s mind to remember Alyssa P at QT

What’s your Cheers?

Gemini’s brownies were not delivered

Peter Popoff’s miracle water

Samus Aran’s Zero Suit

This Is The Newz

See Papa John's new pizza bowls: Just toppings, no crust

Archaeologists discover one of the largest phallic sculptures of ancient Rome

Cheap rental trucks are the trendy new date night hotspot

Scared beachgoers call police over 'murdered woman' as sex doll washes up

(Lovefool feline singalong)

Oscar Mayer Introduces First-Ever Hot Dog-Flavored Ice Pops

Fan to marry a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Vegas ceremony

Alfredo sauce spill partially closes Tennessee highway

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Tufts of shed polar bear fur among the gacha prizes at Japan’s newest crazy capsule toy machine

(“Tufts of shed polar bear fur” to the tune of Scar Tissue + chimpanzee epithets)

Super Mario umbrellas let you recreate scenes from the Nintendo classic on rainy days

Saiki City accidentally let resident claim 1.3 million yen in gift certificates

What I Had For Lunch

Tentative titles: Bellyflops and Fever Dreams, Three Irises and a Slide, Lost in the Sauce, Drenched

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Welcome, welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and of course, you scholars. Your fearless and greasy host Gemini Jackson, model of the millennium Brian McFly, and resident hyena Arthur Dood bring you another thought-provoking episode of The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast.

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Brian went to an Asian shopping center and wondered why the bookstore’s restroom was for employees only.

Arthur gives his body a break by pausing his fast food indulgence.

Remember Chris Gaines?

The fascination with minimum wage fast food jobs

This Is The Newz

Banana split: artists set for court battle over who first taped fruit to the wall

Man tests positive for monkeypox, COVID and HIV at the same time

Uranus Opens And Closes Daily To Let Out Planet’s Hot Wind

Woman slips handcuffs and shoots at police

A Slam City Re-enactment: Wrong Wendy’s order leads to shootout in Texas

Burnt End: Ibiza Dance Party

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A deep but humorous discussion between alleged humanoids about observations and experiences in the macrocosm. Is this sentient AI or just some funny people trying to make you chuckle?

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Brainstorm: Brian's one-hour comedy special announcer intro

Wrestler names

Finishing touches

Kangaroo nipples

Paper coupons, moldy bacon, free bacon

The Unwatch List - Something you watched, even invested time in, that you wish you could unwatch and get your time back

This Is The Newz

Las Vegas landlord requires tenant on Section 8 to sign sex contract in order to lease home

Missing child found in Florida teacher’s home

Man who intended to resell body parts on Facebook allegedly bought stolen human remains

A woman drove 60 yards through the second floor of a mall in the Boston area

Old laptop hard drives will allegedly crash when exposed to Janet Jackson music

What I Had For Lunch

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From the greasiest fellows that your parents may have warned you about: time dilation, a mysterious SD card, cheesy pizza, SPMD, a wing bar’s feeble attempt for socmed promo, Brian’s Animal Corner, jet packs, Axe body spray, anti-tipping, cashing million-dollar checks, more odd news, and Luntch.

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Time dilation

Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Mysterious SD card

Cheesy pizza?

Same Person Mother-Daughter (SPMD)

Correct Arthur’s thinking: Winning a $30 gift card

This Is The Newz

Brian’s Animal Corner

Snake bites 2-year-old girl, who bites it back until it dies

Monkeys Are Masturbating With Stone Sex Toys, Researchers Find

How to stop your vacuum from spying on you

Off the tracks, part 1: Jet packs and shirt cannons launching cans of Daddy Juice Energy attached to small parachutes

Man arrested for stealing only Axe Body Spray

Changes to how Pennsylvania’s tipped workers are paid and overtime for salaried workers

Police close eight-year-old girl’s lemonade stand as she doesn't have a license

Man scammed 11-year-old's lemonade stand with fake $100 bill

Off the tracks, part 2: Cashing Million-Dollar Checks

Woman’s shock at $2600 ‘penis’ table

Missouri pastor says congregation is 'poor, broke, busted' for not buying him a luxury Movado watch

Man convicted for spending spree after $31,000 bank error

Why Bacon Tastes So Much Better At Diners Than At Home

What I Had For Lunch

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Manic pixie dream boats young and old, stuff your ear holes with a mixtape from Felonious Cheeseburger.

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One of Mike’s Minions called Arthur “boss”

Is Jersey Mike’s sandwiches really “a sub above”?

Brian McFly is not a manic pixie dream boy boat.

Idris won't be the next 007.

This Is The Newz

Top scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo

FDA approves first condom specifically intended for anal sex

Semi-truck full of Bud Light overturns on Kentucky highway spilling cans everywhere

Truck loses porta-potties on highway; several cars damaged

Reusable Toilet Cloth Viral Trend Is Making People Cringe

Man Hid Cherry Pies Under Women’s Car Tires To See Them Bend Over

Ex-Ohio court mediator arrested; allegedly sent feces to GOP

Constipated bloke had water bottle up his bum but was too scared to tell wife

Couple charged for allegedly having sex on Giant Wheel at Cedar Point

GA murder suspect arrested after calling the police over cold fries

Man accused of shooting NYC McDonald’s worker over cold fries slapped with 2020 murder charge

Wendy's worker charged with murder after punching customer in Prescott Valley

Boyfriend Jailed After Felonious Cheeseburger Battery At Burger King

Chicken wing prices are cheaper now than they were before the pandemic

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Goblins young and old, stuff your ear holes with this.

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Racks

Paul McCartney died in 1966?

Strip mall blues

Mushrooms

Where we at with groceries?

Meeting your doppelganger

Keeping your phone clean

This Is The Newz

Man faces deportation after being caught masturbating in his car alone

Woman 'wasn't prepared for price' after taking four kids for chicken and chips

Noblesville killed $5.5M development deal because of adult baby shop

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Osaka’s Hotel Games isn’t just full of board games, it is a game!

Japan has instant ramen booster packs, and we’re not even trying to restrain ourselves

Doughnuts and fried chicken come together in new Mister Donut Burger

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Brutally honest and humorous, just the show that you’ve been looking forward to all week.

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Locus of Control - A mildly disappointing Taco Bell experience earlier this week that stung long enough to be DXQ'd

So bad it's good. But if it was good, it wouldn't be as good (e.g. cafeteria food, McD's Sausage Burrito, Bagel Bites, roller dogs, etc.).

Hypothetical Meta Analysis/Brainstorm Session: SC hosts are required by their management and contractual obligation to make a public appearance at a comic-con after finishing their 3-year $100M contract but have elected to don masks to retain their anonymity and protect their personal lives. What are their masks?

GB creampie order

ATP

This Is The Newz

A College Student Discovered a Powerful Cloudflare Email Bug

Martin Shkreli is using Google Docs to find women who f*ck on the first date

A quick review of Nitro Pepsi

Why a waitress always give the man the bill - not everyone agrees

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japan respectfully says goodbye to a single bamboo shoot in Kyoto

Japanese schools banning nicknames, mandating use of -san divides opinions

LED gaming chopsticks are here for your mid-game munchies or whenever you eat in the dark

What I Had For Luntch

Tentative titles: Semitones Kind of Life, Disabled Duck, Always Something, Five Dollar Boxes at the Turnpike

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From tip to taint, Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table tape this work of Art at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District to bring you the best conversation topics, news commentary, and laughs from your side of the Quantimino™. Bring a change of clothes.

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Brian unloads all of their frustrations on spam texters

Arthur the Arbiter - Guy in front of him at the drive-thru used McD's app to get a $2 spicy 10pc spicy McNugz but still spent $10+ on the meal. Maybe intended for 2 people? But Arthur’s app deal hack is better.

Chorus pedal (Just Like Heaven)

Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 1 - How loud are you allowed to go?

Hypothetical Meta Analysis, Part 2 - A pod reviewer referred to Brian McFly as a "white tiger".

This Is The Newz

Flung pickle token: artist asks $10,000 for McDonald’s burger ingredient

Police say people pretending to play violin for money a 'nationwide issue'

Forgotten Subway sandwich ends up costing young woman $1,844

Want free Subway sandwiches for life? Get a foot-long tattoo

Klondike's Choco Taco Discontinued After Almost 40 Years

Burrito’s Nippon News

We try new ‘adrift at sea’ experience and end up floating alone on the Yamaguchi coast

Security guard arrested in Shizuoka for abandoning 13 liters of urine at pachinko parlor

Japanese AI device reads stories to your kid with your voice, even if you’ve never read them

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of dudes in a booth, odd news, lunch, and learning new things. Recorded at Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast designed to help you unwind.

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Hypothetical Meta Analysis: "Successful people without any malice will credit their success largely to their own hard work and ingenuity and therefore contribute less to maintaining the very circumstances that made that success possible in the first place."

Locus of Control

Arthur the Arbiter: Another Arthur places an online pickup order at Whataburger around the same time this Arthur does.

P.O. Broad

Found Objects

Tipsimping

This Is The Newz

This Grandma’s Dying Wish Was a Giant Dick on Her Grave

Nudist Shoots Exhibitionist Dead for Etiquette Breach

100-pound sailfish stabs woman, 73, on fishing trip in Florida

Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

Dead Spiders Work as 'Necrobotic' Grippers to Pick Up Heavier Objects

Nick Cannon Welcomes Baby No. 8, His First with Model Bre Tiesi: 'Beautiful Miracle'

Burrito’s Nippon News

1,600 empty seats at major Japanese gymnastics competition reserved by single unpaying person

Miyazaki City mistakenly sends over 2M yen in meat to 140 people, instructs them to eat it anyway

Train conductor left behind by own train in Japanese countryside, proves he didn’t really need it

What I Had For Lunch

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Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur discuss tipping, hot dog buns, the window-cracking myth, Lofi Girl, Burger King, Taco Bell, remote work, being stalked by a fan, and then some. Brian calls in during BNN while he waits for his turn on the stand-up comedy stage.

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Tipping Point

Bun dilemma, cheeseburger dogs

Cracking your car windows on a hot day is a myth.

This Is The Newz

Lofi Girl Returns: YouTube Apologizes For Removing Popular Music Stream Due To ‘Abusive’ Copyright Notice

Mom claims ‘traumatized’ daughter found cigarette in Burger King fries

Man to eat Taco Bell for 30 days to find if fast food can be healthy

Elon Musk says remote workers are just pretending to work.

Burrito’s Nippon News

High school girl arrested for stalking Johnny’s 7 MEN Samurai member (Brian calls in.)

This Japanese capsule hotel tells you how many times you snore during the night

Ghibli found out about the unofficial Ghibli cafe in Nagoya…then something very sweet happened

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