Slam City

Hold on to your pueblos while you travel through the Quantimino™ with triple uranium hosts Gemini, Burrito, and Arthur as they bring you into their thought-provoking and entertaining conversations.

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Tech trends, old and new: Phone calling, paper, digital, wet signatures, cursive, checks

A look back at the cord-cutting movement

Food porn, ASMR, mukbang, pimple-popping, feet

Invents the Newz: Bitdefender Uncovers Serious Flaws In Wyze Security Cameras

Connected security cameras with streaming video and two-way audio are a great way to keep tabs on what happens at your home when you’re not there. They can also be a great way for hackers to spy on and terrorize victims.

Having a tinkle, a piddle? Draining the ol' lizard? Taking a whizz, a leak, 'scuse me but I gotta see a man about a horse… So many ways to say it but the real question is: sit or stand? Wait, is that a question? Smahtman Burrito whips out the stats!

Do men in Japan stand or sit to urinate? Survey reveals some surprising discoveries about men's toilet habits.

This Is The Newz

It Seems Like a Lot of You Are Cheating at Wordle

Is Someone (Really) Trying To Sue Burger King Over Too-Small Burgers?

Study Finds More Americans Have Anal Sex Than Use Twitter

Man at hotel accidentally shoots himself in testicles

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Japanese hot spring charges almost 35 bucks for bucket of uncooked carrots, otaku likely to pay up

Japanese government now officially allowed to use question marks and exclamation points

Two men hit by woman falling out of window… who was looking at another man who fell off rooftop

What I Had For Lunch

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We saved you a seat at our lunch table, the Quantinimo™ powered podcast known across the universe as Slam City. Brian, Burrito, Gemini, and Arthur penetrate deep inside your ears with thought-provoking conversations that reflect the future of humanity today.

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Paging Art the Arbiter: when cheeseburgers costs the same as a hamburger

Our Whataburger All-Time Favorites

Ug Lee memorial but more so, reminiscing about Salute Your Shorts

Salute Your Shorts ice cream episode, Zeke the Plumber

Hey Dude

DXQ BNN Edition: Useless pillow? Budget sex doll? Can these thiccc thighs save lives? Slam City you be the judge! All in favor, say THIGH.

Busty anime girl mouse pad alternative: Life-size zaftig-thighed video game girl mousepad

This Is The Newz

Apple to replace iPhone with metaverse 'contact lens' that lets you live in VR

Company Offers Employees Masturbation Breaks With W*** Pods And VR

Ice Cream Machine Hackers Sue McDonald's for $900 Million

Last summer's heat wave in B.C. caused bees to ejaculate to death

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Nara deer stampede into marathon, hit runner in their path

Tokyo woman with signal blocked-TV loses appeal contesting her obligation to pay NHK fees

New Japanese hotpot restaurant directs you to melt an adorable bear like a movie villain

What I Had For Lunch

After Party: Klobasnek’s

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Immerse yourself with The World’s First Quantimino™ Powered Podcast and take an audio journey through the unique minds of the scholar-gentlemen from Slam City. Bring a change of clothes.

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Brian pays $1k to have his balls lathered in goo

Hottest dating tip they'll never, ever tell you. (Hint: Martin McFly shoes)

Twitch streamer Amouranth is now selling her farts in a jar for £750 ($1000) a pop

DXQ BNN Edition: Do you remember flip phones? Japan remembers. And they're releasing a new one! Garakei, keitai denwa, sumatofon, sumaho, somafo, flip phone/feature phone, wtf does all this mean? Burrito explains!

Major Japanese phone company rolls out a brand-new flip phone

Shiny new old-school tech isn’t aimed only at people not ready to let go of what’s always worked for them.

This Is The Newz

Burger King Is Reducing Its Nugget Count Due to Supply Chain Issues

Krispy Kreme Launches First-Ever TWIX Doughnuts

Woman Attacked With Feces to Face, Head While Waiting for NYC Subway at Rush Hour

Scottish woman checks bank account after six decades, $3.35 became $335

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

14-year-old Japanese girl tosses cart from roof of Don Quijote, arrested for attempted murder

Stalker uncovered after committing hit and run while driving victim’s car

McDonald’s Japan adds a Beef Stew Pie to the menu, with an epic commercial to mark the release

What I Had For Lunch

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From tip to taint, Slam City covers the happenings of interesting scholar gentlemen, odd news commentary, food, and expanding knowledge. Recorded at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District, your all-time favorite part-time friends bring you a triple uranium podcast that makes people laugh deep inside.

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Minutiae Moment: Remove the Xmas car magnet until next Xmas. It's every month except December right now.

Use Your Imagination: Cut scenes of violent or humiliating acts from the last time your blood boiled

Questions from Fight Club: If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight? If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?

A&E Pulls Creepy New Show ‘Adults Adopting Adults’ Off Air and Scrubs It From Site

r/selfcuck

Brian had a doctor’s appointment

This Is The Newz

Japanese female pro gamer fired after saying men under 5 feet 7 inches tall 'don't have human rights'

Cross-country skiing: Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race

$940K Prepper Palace in Indiana Has a Well-Hidden Underground Bunker

Burglars Bust Through Wall to Steal $250,000 USD-Worth of Pokémon Product

What I Had For Lunch

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Your one-stop shop for interesting discussions with wandering viewpoints, odd news commentary, and food talk.

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Sophie’s Choice

Do Burrito or Gemini agree with Claudio's choice?

Ref: Claudio Sanchez Picks Best Coheed and Cambria Song for Introducing New Fans

Ghosts vs Cockroaches

Arthur the Arbiter: Did Billie Eilish use the McDonald’s app for free fries?

Quarter Pounder Review

KFC Japan releases official “how to eat fried chicken” guide

Apex Mexican food and the case of diminishing return

This Is The Newz

There are 5 fewer Doritos per bag now thanks to inflation

Mike Tyson's cannabis brand is making ear-shaped weed gummies

California city may declare Chick-fil-A a "public nuisance"

'Wheel of Fortune': Misheard Eurythmics Song Lyric Sabotages Contestant

Burrito’s Nippon News

72-year-old Japanese woman has sights on 20th World Bench Press Championship in a row

Japan’s “all-you-can-quit” job-quitting service not what it seems, is also sneakily hard to quit

Japanese fast food chain serves up burgers with Camembert “buns”

What I Had For Lunch

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Gemini, Brian, and Arthur travel through the Quantimino to the Beaded Curtain District to record another intergalactic episode. Bring a change of clothes.

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Brian went on a ski trip and saw a blind woman on the plane.

Sharing the road with shitty drivers crossing the solid, white line

Arthur the Arbiter has no shame eating two Whoppers in one sitting.

Arthur the Arbiter pauses on McD's free Large Fries.

Speaking of healthier eating, Arthur asks Gemini and Brian how to hack a buffet sold per pound.

File Formats

Bruce Springsteen

This Is The Newz

Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race

Woman quits job to breastfeed boyfriend full time

Tennessee man accused of hitting wife with loaf of bread during dispute

Husband slammed for upgrading to business class on flight and leaving wife in economy

What I Had For Lunch

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Gemini, Burrito, Brian, and Arthur bring you a triple uranium episode filled with Double X Quantimino, odd news commentary, Burrito’s Nippon News, and What I Had For Lunch.

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Arthur paid full price for once and it didn't sting.

The first jerk

Su…su…suki desu, the kokuhaku and how many dates before you should ask a Japanese woman to be your girlfriend? We find out with science! When is the right time for a love confession in Japan?

What is the last meal that you had on a “me date”?

Brian’s op-ed about Sarah Palin

Burrito’s Nickelbox Review: “Psycho Killer” and “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads

This Is The Newz

Breastfeeding mom notices baby’s hair is soaking wet, realizes her armpit is leaking milk

Tractor-trailer loaded with Cheese catches fire after crash

Tesla owners cannot make their cars fart at pedestrians, says U.S. gov't

A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys “Ram Ranch” Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy

Russian Teens Handed Prison Sentences for Plotting to Blow Up Building in Minecraft

Great Scott! DeLorean gears up for revival with new San Antonio headquarters

Burrito’s Nippon News

Japanese vending machine serves up Wagyu beef steaks in the countryside

Boys’ love at the temple? Sensual ikemen art that raised eyebrows in Japan now set to be removed

Revolutionary technology: Japanese company’s new vertical monitor for social media browsing

What I Had For Lunch

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Join your part-time friends Gemini, Wes, Brian, and Arthur at the Daddy Juice Energy Studio in the Beaded Curtain District for thought-provoking conversation, sing-alongs, odd news commentary, and What I Had For Lunch, The World’s First Quantimino Powered™ Guessing Game.

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Build the ultimate McGangbang using menu items from popular franchises

McBooty Call, McSidepiece, McMorning Sex, McMorning Wood

Speaking of ultimate burgers, let's talk about the Whopper.

Ref: Burger King Just Announced a Major Change Concerning Its Most Famous Burger

In a world with overpriced fart jars and used bath water what do you think is the better business plan? The aforementioned or low priced impulse buy gacha merch

Ref: Low-quality paper cranes folded by young gyaru – Japan’s newest weird capsule toys

Ultimate Party Songs

Burrito’s Nickelbox: Three bands with the word ‘three’ in their name

This Is The Newz

World's worst rapper arrested in $4.5 billion crypto crime

Tow truck driver arrested, accused of performing sex act in front of customer

The Macallan Just Released Its Oldest Scotch Ever and It's Actually for Sale

Belgium approves 4-day week and right to disconnect

IBM exec called older workers “dinobabies” who should go “extinct,” lawsuit says

Drunk, naked sisters brawl at Disney World

Burrito’s Nippon News

Hokkaido police station evacuated after elderly man brings bombshell in a plastic bag

Shinkansen conductor caught playing GPS smartphone game on bullet train…for TEN years

Here come the mice in black! Kyoto University experiment removes mouse memories with light

What I Had For Lunch

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While you’re out there chanting at rallies and browbeating politicians, we’re taking out any money-fronting sucker on a humble that gets in our way. When your so-called revolution starts, you call us, and we’ll be right down front showing you how it's done.

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Can you beat the FOUR 2-foot long glizzy challenge? No boofing allowed.

The grossest words in the English language

WikiFeet

Nickelbox Movie Edition: What was the first bad movie you remember seeing?

BNN Preview: Presenters be ready to discuss your ranking of the following attributes to the question "What kind of women's bust do you like?" Big, Small, Beautifully Shaped, Supple, Round like a rice bowl, Other? Burrito with the smahtmansplaining!

Gemini remembered the porn ending that he mentioned in Episode 218: cookies.

This Is The Newz

Nick Cannon began celibacy journey after Bre Tiesi pregnancy news

Adolf Hitler forced to work from home after Covid outbreak at his office

A slot machine in Las Vegas malfunctioned and didn't tell a tourist they won. The gaming board tracked them down

‘Body’ found along national forest trail in Georgia turns out to be a life-sized doll

Burrito’s Nippon News

A trip to hell on Japan’s ‘vomit ship’: Is it as bad as everyone says it is?

Taco Bell Japan’s DIY Tacos Kit gives us what we want and more

Shinkansen makes unscheduled stop as elderly man whacks other passenger in the head with phone

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The Burrito reviews the 2022 film The Batman and brings up Wonder Woman. Gemini and Brian discuss feet guys through history. Arthur explains why fundraising for war efforts is for suckers. Gemini battles anonymous text messages and email spam. Newz commentary, a heated debate about tipping, Burrito’s Nippon News, “stuck” motels, plus the best guessing game in the Quantimino™, What I Had For Lunch.

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Burrito reviews The Batman

Burrito brings up Wonder Woman

Feet Guys Through History

Fundraising for war efforts is for suckers.

Anonymous text messages

This Is The Newz

A 'molecular drinks printer' claims to make anything from iced coffee to cocktails

Playboy model claims she was kicked out of Airbnb for being too hot

Study shows breastfeeding can reduce risk of cardiovascular disease

Bloke fighting for life after cutting off his penis and popping it in drawer

People Think They Can See Ryu’s Dick In The Street Fighter 6 Reveal

Burger King Has a New Take on The Whopper, the Twisted Whopper

Restaurant tips have gotten stingier, Square data shows

18-wheeler hauling chicken fat overturns on Dead Man’s Curve

Courteney Cox Says She Had to Sell Her LA Mansion Because It Was Haunted

Burrito’s Nippon News

Crazy cheap hotel in Tokyo comes with a crazy catch

Man with no visible injuries found dead on train in Japan

42-year-old police sergeant disciplined for stealing about 200 yen from shrine donation box

What I Had For Lunch

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The intro clip in this episode is sampled from “Pitch Experiment: Canon in D + All Star (Smash Mouth)” by There I Ruined It Productions, reddit user dustin1776.