Slaphappy Movie Time

Vin D is really hard to take seriously. If you are deep in the Riddick Lore this will be a painful experience for you. Karl Urban is a treasure.

Wow did a lot of stuff happen in this movie. Enjoy the savior of the universe, the ultimate himbo, Flash Gordon.

Another gem from our favorite decade of movies. The Beastmaster himself doesn't do a lot of heavy lifting. Rip Torn sacrifices a lot of children. Robjob becomes a captain, while Hern praises the merits of the ferrets.

The Christmas Special and our new favorite Christmas movie. Mel Gibson is gritty Santa. His government contract isn't shaping up. Not even making this up.

Our Halloween special in December. A boy gets turned into a mouse by a witch. His grandmother is missing her finger. Join us for Witchcast.

An emotional movie about Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots. See Wolverine as a dead beat dad.

Scored high on the train scale. The future is almost as grim as the hero in this one.

Sorceress is truly a stunning. A great example of that jank 80s movies always seem to encompass. Can't stop the drums my dude.

Gerard Butler is a dick. Witty banter will not save Egypt. Hern breaks down the budget of the film with his sick math skills.

Getting friend-zoned by robots in the wasteland with an Australian cowboy and Dick Cheney.