Slappers Only

This week on Slappers Only, Max and Jordan are joined by friend of the show and Zelda superfan Stephanie to talk about one of the series' most controversial, WiiMotion Plus waggling, harp-strumming games: Skyward Sword. One thing that's uncontroversial? The extremely good soundtrack!

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Doma! Domadomadoma! Haha! Listeners, if you couldn't tell, this week we are talking about Bug Game! Join Jordan and Max as they insectify themselves and shrink down into the world of Hallownest, discussing all of the delightful creatures, areas, and bits of lore strewn throughout the world! Watch out for that stinky orange goop!

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Put on your mask, tear off mask, and unleash your Persona! This week, Brooks from Chance Ball/Funpoint/PGOT/Yare Yare Boys joins us as we talk about the jazzy, funky, and insanely cool soundtrack of Persona 5! We also talk about if Jim Carrey was a Phantom Thief...and the Harlem Shake? I dunno, this one went a little of the rails. Freakin' Boring!

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You know what would be cool? If you could use a comically oversized weapon to hunt a giant bird and use its bones and claws to make a cool new suit of armor and matching comically oversized weapon to hunt a dinosaur and use its bones and claws to make a cool new suit of armor and matching comically oversized weapon to hunt a dragon to make a cool new suit of armor and matching comically oversized weapon! In case you couldn't tell, Jordan and Max are talking about the excellent game of Monster Hunter: World! Happy Hunting!

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Crack open your mystical tome, cast your aura, and venture forth to the Fall of Soliam because this week, Max and Jordan are talking about Pyre! It's one of Jordan's favorite games of all time and he and Max really, really want you to play it. This episode is basically a commercial for Pyre. Please play Pyre. Please.

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Come, sail the high seas with us this week as we travel to the far-off land of Rogueport! We'll massage a dragon's feet, we'll take down Vince McMahon, we'll get our identities stolen, and we'll even go to the moon! This week, Jordan and Max are discussing the inarguable classic Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door! Just what is behind that dang door??? I hope it's good music!

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2020 has been a terrible year, but there were some video games and some of them were even good! This week, Max and Jordan are using their 100% correct formula to pick the best game of 2020. All takes and comments in this episode are original and we definitely didn't record a GOTY once and then lose the audio and have to do it again. That simply didn't happen and we definitely don't talk about it in the episode!

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Guh-huh! This week, we talk about the delightful N64 classic, Banjo-Kazooie! Tune in to hear us talk about funny shark sounds and smells, silly villain music, potentially incorrect takes about a certain monkey rap (Just kidding! We are never incorrect), and, of course... collectos!!!

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Choose your racer, pick your cart, and slap that bass! This week, we're talking about the funky, jazzy, and all around fantastic soundtrack of Mario Kart 8! We also drop some potentially hot takes about Super Smash Bros and some extremely cold takes about Sonic. I'll miss you again, uncle...

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I'm such a mess... And boy, is my throat sore from staying up all night singing karaoke with my buds! Join Max, Jordan, and special guest Argyle as they choose the cream of the crop from throughout the entire Yakuza series of games! You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll sing your heart out as we cover the entire human range of emotion on this episode's musical crucible!

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