Slaughterhouse Princess

Glad to see the baby from Ally McBeal is still getting work these days.

Come for the 30 unbroken seconds of an air raid siren, stay for the best cop car lights in cinematic history.

Paul Conway: BB, this is Tom.

[BB puts his mechanical arm out to shake hands]

Paul Conway: Come on, it's okay.

[Tom and BB shake hands]

- Actual IMDB Quote

This movie would have you believe that people would fake things on the internet just for fame, if you could believe such a thing.

It's the story of one man's quest to be nude in front of a gas station and something about aliens.

IMDB puts it better this week than we can: Includes a credit for "Mannequin Pubic Hair".

It's not everyday that a movie makes Horselanta pay attention the entire time so it's got that going for it if nothing else.

Not to spoil anything but it was a little shocking how much this movie featured a babysitter.

It's everything you'd want from a sequel to Terrifier, more clowns, more gore, and less bifurcation.

Sir Anthony Hopkins is performing stage magic while also doing a ventriloquist act.  10 out of 10.