Slaughterhouse Princess

It's that time of year again where we look at non-horror movies.  This movie is a lot of things, but not a horror movie.

Get ready for the tale of Boot Scuff and his quest to whistle Pop Goes the Weasel while terrorizing people.

It's Brett request time again and you know what that means, mediocrity at best, flat-out bad at worst.  Make your guess now and see if you got it right.

Ever wonder what it would be like if your local Halloween pop-up store was raided by zombies? Neon Maniacs has some thoughts.

Channel you inner Bakshi and get ready for magic blooms, nudity, and an almost gratuitous amount of people getting cleaved in two.

It's like Cube, but more French?

It's all deer skull porn and psychic cultists in this touching story of reuniting with your long lost biological parents.

We probably spent more time writing this than the movie's writers did on writing the movie.

Fire up your smokiest TV, top off your Cutty Sark, and mirror up you doors as several Zombies and one blue guy terrorize the neighborhood.

In case the title didn't make you think this was some prime 80's cinema, Linnea Quigley in a starring role should drive it home.