If this movie was any more Canadian It would tell you to give your balls a tug while taking a shot of Gus N Bru.

In an unprecedented move, Ani-May has broken the confines of May and spilled into June.  So welcome to Ultra Mega Ani-May Repeater Pulse I suppose?

We can assure you that the title means practically nothing aside from Grimgar is the place they are.

While it is true that they are hunting the elves in question they are not, in fact, going to kill them.  Although it might be a more considerate fate than what is in store.

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

You would think this was about a large fish and not the story of small town corruption, but you'd be wrong.

No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never let him call it John Carpenter's Vampires instead of Vampires.

They should really think about making a sequel to this staring a former sitcom star.

This is the worst Gladys Knight & the Pips documentary I've ever seen.

As if you needed another reason to not go into Hugh Grant's house.