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                                                                     - Dragon Sound "Against the Ninja"

The most unbelievable thing that happened in this movie was that there was a functioning small town radio station.

Don't let the movie poster fool you, they are closer to zombies for the most part.

I'm no herpetologist, but I don't think that's how you contaminate a snake or ship it to Hawaii.

Yet another reason why I'm not going to Germany any time soon.

Honestly, we just watched this because Hot Doggy Charlie was a production assistant. And Goldust.

I like the part where the scumbag jerks get what's coming to them and also it's Christmas.

Finally the Horse's two favorite things, child actors and ballet together at last.

I'm starting to think that there might be some things the Catholic church might need to workout with its priests.

Only thing I got when I ate Chap Stick was sick, I'm starting to think this might be a work of fiction.