We had a hard time getting everybody together to record a show this week, so you get to listen to a re-run instead! Hooray! Original Show Notes: On this week’s SlightlySauced, we’re joined by Australian listener Liam. He came to Canada on holiday and made a point of dropping by the studio for a few pints and some in-depth discussion on the subtle differences between our two ex-British colonies. The availability of beer, the price of coffee, how to pet a kangaroo, and the discerning use of curse words are all on the docket. So grab a fosters and get SlightlySauced with us. Download: Direct Link Links: Kangaroos take over an Australian golf course Purchase some “For Rectal Use Only” and “For Vaginal Use Only” Stickers Wolf Creek Kiwi (the bird) Kiwi (the fruit) I Am Canadian Commercial The Economics of Coffee Australia is a place External Airbags on Cars? Weird Cricket is a confusing sport Liam is a fan of Anton Chekov The real meaning of the term Laissez-faire The phrase “A Dingo ate My Baby” is attributed to Lindy Chamberlain Wanna call us assholes for not releasing new content this week? Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook

On this week’s SlightlySauced, we investigate the claims of some crazy pamphlet that Jon picked up from a kooky guy outside of a concert on the weekend. This thing is all sorts of nuts, complete with bible verses, the illuminati, lots of capitals and bold text. Download: Direct Link Links: Here are some photos of the pamphlet that we’re reading from in this episode, in case you want to follow along with the crazy The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is, was, and always will be a Hoax Just in case you’re feeling super racist, the text of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion is available online Jim Flaherty’s Cyprus-style bank rescue plan (one of the articles cited in the pamphlet) Terms and Conditions May Apply Documentary Gamestation collects customers’ souls in April Fools gag Not Wanted on the Voyage by Timothy Findley The Creation of the World according to Eddie Izzard Eminent Domain Explained Seattle Woman Refused to Sell her Home to Mall Developer, so they Built the Mall Around Her Pause for a Foreigner Dr Adam Weishaupt was the Founder of the Illuminati North Korea Didn’t Actually Tell their people that they won the World Cup, it was a hoax It isn’t a flock of cattle, and if it isn’t cattle that you’re talking about, this site will tell you what a group of animals is called The Jacobs family were voluntarily implanted with RFID chips as a way to identify them in case of emergency, as all suffered from medical issues Canada and the USA do have a deal to help each other out in cases of emergency, but it’s public knowledge Got a crazy conspiracy theory? We wanna hear about it! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook

SlightlySauced is back from vacation! We took two weeks off, but we’re back and ready to go with a fresh show for your listening pleasure. In this episode, we answer some listener email, talk about Anne Coulter being a racist, and watch Megyn Kelly school Dick Cheney. We also celebrate Nunavut’s lack of roads and the Iqualuit Garbage Fire, CBC cutbacks, voice actors, and that damned potato salad Kickstarter campaign. Grab a beer and get sauced with us! Download: Direct Link Links: Anne Coulter Says Racist Shit about the World Cup Megyn Kelly Schools Dick Cheney Soccer Officially Announces It’s Gay John Oliver Explains Uganda’s Anti-Gay Laws An Explanation of CBC Cutbacks from Jesse Brown’s Canadaland Podcast Apparently CanCon Requirements also Apply to Porn Channels Crazy Facts about Nunavut The Iqaluit Garbage Fire Rages On The Darkness A Great Documentary about Voice Actors Wanna Learn How to Speak Like Porky Pig? Watch This That Damned Potato Salad Guy Remember the One Red Paperclip Thing? Great Shit on the Internet If You’re a Racist, Send us an Email (Or don’t, that’d be fine too): Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook

This week on SlightlySauced, we meant to dig into an article about frozen pigs, but instead got to bitching about cellphone companies in response to an email from Dharmesh. From roaming in the states to the prices you pay at home, the domestic oligopoly has got you beat down. It’s the first world problem that every Canadian likes to bitch about, and we’re no exception. Download: Direct Link Love your Cellphone Provider? Let us know so we can switch Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook

Sorry for the late posting! This week on SlightlySauced, we’re talking about daredevils. The men who were brave enough, desperate enough, and stupid enough to try to escape from prisons via helicopter. You’ve probably heard of the two cases from Quebec in the past year, but have you heard of the five other cases that made headlines around the world? Along the way, we look into the Hells Angels, the difference between prison and jail, and more! It’s a great episode, so grab a beer, have a seat, and get SlightlySauced with us. Download: Direct Link Get in touch: Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook

On this week’s SlightlySauced, we’re talking about negotiating with terrorists. We start the show off with a letter from Ernie, Jon tells a story about getting a speeding ticket while on a road trip, and then we discuss the case of Bowe Bergdahl, the American soldier who was recently returned home after a trade for five American prisoners of war. The conversation goes deep, and we talk about all aspects of the situation, including intelligence collection, the value of trading prisoners, torture, and the media surrounding it. Download: Direct Link Links: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Tony Abbott - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKhuvA8oSlw SlightlySauced Episode 46: Your Kids and Cancer - http://slightlysauced.com/post/9237662935/your-kids-and-cancer Modern Seinfeld Twitter Account https://twitter.com/SeinfeldToday Bowe Bergdahl, U.S. PoW in Taliban prisoner swap, sparks debate http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/bowe-bergdahl-u-s-pow-in-taliban-prisoner-swap-sparks-debate-1.266152 Bergdahling http://www.matthewgood.org/blog/2014/6/5/bergdahling An example of a Runaway Truck Ramp in Kentucky http://www.tundraheadquarters.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/runaway-truck-ramp.jpg Facebook’s Deep Face Technology https://www.facebook.com/publications/546316888800776/ The Real-World Technology of Watch Dogs http://www.polygon.com/features/2013/10/16/4817988/watch-dogs-invasion Get in touch! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook

This week’s SlightlySauced is a re-release of an older episode that was recorded during the 2011 Ontario Provincial election. In the episode, our regular crew interviews then Liberal candidate Eric Davis. We talk about all sorts of politics and stuff, and it’s a good time. Check back next week for some new content. I’m not lying this time, because we’re just starting to record a new show as I type this. Download: Direct Link Get in touch! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook

Hey guys, there’s no new show this week as Jon was on vacation last week. We’ll be back next week with some new content for you. In the mean time, enjoy this archive episode about the last Ontario Liberal budget, you know, the one that didn’t get them booted out of office. Original Shownotes: On this week’s episode of SlightlySauced, our regular crew (plus Derek) discuss the newly announced Ontario Liberal budget. Is it enough? Are the right programs being cut and the right ones being saved? What about full-day kindergarten and the tuition credit? How important is it for the province to balance the books? How does Tim Hudak feel about all of this? All that and more when we get SlightlySauced. Download: Direct Link Talk to us: Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook

On this week’s SlightlySauced, we’re on about automatic toll road and speed cameras and whether or not you should refuse a breathalyzer. There’s also a bonus rant about politics near the end for those of you who are into that kind of thing. Remember, there’s no new show next week, but we’ll be back the week after. Download: Direct Link Links: Wrongfully accused by the electronic surveillance state Photo radar won’t be reintroduced in Ontario, but red-light cameras, 911 surcharge still on table Are speed cameras creepy? Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook

It’s another archives episode! Hooray! Jon was on a business trip this past week, so there’s no new episode. Instead, we’re releasing an old show from the archives entitles Money vs. Happiness. We’ll be back with a new show next week. Enjoy! Original Show Notes: On this week’s episode of SlightlySauced, we find out the true value of money. How much is enough? How much do you need to live happily for the rest of your life? Can money buy happiness, or is there something to that old saying? Along the way, we argue about the merits of KickStarter, investment-based economies, and the true definition of frivolous spending. All of that and much more on this week’s SlightlySauced. Download: Direct Link How much is enough? Let us know! Email: [email protected] Twitter: @SlightlySauced Phone: 519-279-4627 Like us on Facebook