Slightly Scripted

I'm honestly pretty wasted so I'll keep this one short. Brendin watched 8 hours straight of Stranger Things 3 for this review .... it was honestly worth it.

This week we do our first review episode on I AM MOTHER from Netflix and psycological anime thriller, Perfect Blue. We also watch Parks and Recreation .... strictly because Hulu crashed. 

We watch Jackass 3 and give you our 100% satisfaction guarantee that incest is A-OK in our books and should roam free through the meadows of America... It's the only true way to make this great nation whole once again. 

We decided to hire Joe back despite the misconduct and several court hearings he missed to record this weeks episode. We finish up our discussion on E3, watch a few cutthroat chefs, and spoil the ending of 'Striking Vipers' but seriously ... we're doing you a favor with that one.

So.... I have some bad news. On behalf of all of us here at Slightly Scripted, I am truly deeply sorrowful to inform our VAST audience... that Joe is no longer with us.

In important news, my new partner in crime Ben Prucey and I discuss everything that happened at E3 from the reveal of Project Scarlett to the real game changer that is another dissapointing year for Bethesda!

We go back to watching the Kardashians but we're unusally polite and pleasant this time round ... who knows why. Oh yeah, we also introduce a brand new segment.

This weeks episode is way far out man. We learn why Ricky doen't trust relationships, watch more of My 600 Pound Life, and realize how terrbily the Game of Thrones finale truly was.

The world's ending soon so gather your loved ones and binge watch My 600 Pound Life while you still have a chance.

Japan created a machine to jerk you off at the doctors, they're making another matrix movie, Yeezus... a rereview, and the expansion of the Slightly Scripted brand.

Gather round kids and show us your feet!!! This week we discuss the weirdness that is Dan Schnieders legacy along with stories of being an RA at THE Ohio State University from our buddy Chris Padierna.

Introduction song created and produced by Patrick Moore (@PM0ORE)