Remember when you were a kid, waking up Saturday morning? Still in your PJ's, you turn on the tube, flip to your favorite cartoon/tv show and stare into the amazing bedroom that characters like Hey Arnold or Drake and Josh had? Your first thought was, "Man, am I poor?" "Do my parents love me?" Find out the answer to life's greatest mystery and learn why your room sucked in comparison to every fictional childhood tv character. Oh, and try to squeeze into skinny jeans while having a long boy. It's not an easy task. With love, Slob and Marv.