Slobnation

This week: our friends over at the Bengali paper writing service author Robby's biography, we review a cooking anime that is alarmingly sexy, and Slob reviews 7/11's hot food offerings. 

This week Deno puts the boys in a deadly trap. John and Robby must complete a series of challenges in under 25 minutes, or Deno's roommate will upload a craigslist post (with their real cell phone numbers) making them internet pedophiles. This is: Hell is Other Slobs.

This week: Slob tests John's irish-ness and Deno gets that Bengali paper writing service to write his auto-biography. John and Deno further hit Robby in his SJW soft spot.

This week Robby attempts to derail the podcast. "What if there was a street called Anal Ave," he asks. The phrase haunts me; keeps me from a true, restful sleep. Is it a coded message? A prophecy we do not yet understand? I am so tired; so god damn tired.  

This week the boys talk the MTA, sick dogs, and the perils of biking in South Williamsburg- all while being distracted by Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Oh boy were we distracted. 

Deno and Robby give John a "personality interview" with shocking results. John unearths some skeletons from his past. Robby talks about a comedy festival (and the myriad lonely people he met there). Deno rules.

This week the boys pitch a few business ideas. Like a dip for chips made out of Ravioli. That would be so good. Slob talks about Brisket. John talks about 3 cool things he did this weekend. 

The boys paid a paper writing service for three essays (one of which broke John Donovan.) John further makes a very embarrassing social media gaffe (involving 9/11). Robby has taken up cycling and is one of those guys now. Gross. Additionally, Deno rules.  

This week the boys settle the score on who has the bigger balls: John or Robby via a water displacement test. They further discover that, in addition to being monogamous, John is only semi-literate and scored a mere 1000 on his SATs.

Slob and Deno told John they were taking the week off. In reality they interviewed his potential replacement, handsome comedian Mike Coscarelli. BONUS: John (thinking we would all send short clips of how we were spending our labor day) reviews the new Queens of the Stone Age album at the very end.