Robby is a deity that needs to be sucked.  Deno is horny for magicians.  John is a movie producer and the King of Kings.

We talk about the Chinese government, pedofiles, and Italian families.  All these things are equally bad.

This week the boys ride giant spiders through the gates of hell.  Then they go to Iraq to defend our country.  This is John.  I'm editing the pod now so it'll be on time - every Sunday.

This week Robby and Deno get diarrhea from a TV show they were on. Painful, erratic squirts. John gets horny doing pilates. 

We DO NOT have bed bugs. I repeat, NO BED BUGS. We have had two dogs come in and sniff out the apartment. The bites were the result of one isolated bed bug that was brought into the apartment, most likely by John or Robby, who are racist and responsible for the podcast being late. Deno is also racist too.

Chris Cheney is bad guy with a very bad life. I once saw him fuck a dog. The dog was whining. It's life was still better than Chris Cheney's, who is very at bad comedy and graphic design.

Listen guys, I'm gonna be honest here. I'm a bad guy with a bad life and I'm an even worse producer than my life is bad. 

A pig shitting on its own engorged balls (robby talks about his stand up set in portugal, john fucks a jelly donut, and deno eats the jelly donut john fucks).

We got a girl! 100% not sexist podcast!! GOOD!!!

Robby's super hero identity is finally revealed