Slobnation

This week: Robby went to a comedy festival in Asheville and ate free Indian food meant for homeless people. John talks about his romance with a convict. They kissed during the trial. 

Recorded live from Washington Square Park, the boys embark on a choose your own adventure, where John must go through hell or high water to make it to his GF's older sister's quinceanera. You read that right.

The slob boys return after a weeklong break. John and Robby accuse Deno of calling the cops on a cat which died shortly thereafter. John's apartment burns down resulting in another, unrelated dead cat. Although 3 cats survived. That would be a cool show "Cat Survivor" someone tell NBC about this idea.

ROBBY MADE US TAKE THE LAST ONE DOWN BUT I PUT IT BACK UP BECAUSE HE IS A COWARD. 

DOUBLE FEATURE - TWO EPISODES

Slob shares a life hack that prevents co-workers from knowing that you are taking a shit; Deno gets accosted by some mean old guineas, John and his dad kiss in an old Volvo.

Slob reveals that his father used to be the Mayor of Ardsley, New York and one year he had to run against a dog in a captain's hat and won on a technicality. John shits into a parking cone. Deno's second cousin was on the Gordon Ramsey version of Bar Rescue and cried the whole episode.

This week: John reveals a pattern of getting bullied by young children. For instance a ten year old called him a scab covered bitch at the movies in 2014. Deno gives some insights on what its like to be a sober loser and Slob tells us about a time he passed out on the toilet for shit exertion. 

This week: John admits to eating a rat, Robby gets duped into watching some whales and Deno talks about a weird van he got into in Albany. 

This week: Deno's roommate Thom agrees to eat a log of poop for $200. Other things are said but the gist is that Thom will eat 1 whole doody on camera for $200.

This week: the boys talk about flying, casino etiquette, and we reveal, on air, how much of a coward John Donovan truly is.

This week: the boys talk about Deno's cousin getting bit by a dingo, the ontology of being a cat woman, and John talks about fighting his many drunk, irish brothers and sisters. Punching them in the face and shit. Very fucked up.