Slop Empire

Slop Empire

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Slop Empire episodes

  • Episode 29 - CEO Murderpedia

    Episode 29 - CEO Murderpedia

    In this episode we go over the continuing distancing of tech CEOS from normal people as they begin to shed their flesh in preparation for, we can only assume, the shunting. AI, but for ladies, Flock Conspiracy Executive Officer, and some references to Palatinr's Alex Karp's elation at the vision of dead children. "We're doing it!" It all adds up to the desire to make us all as distant from each other and humanity as they are.

    We also have some fun figuring out which CEO is which serial killer. We want to hear your takes.

    The show's theme is "Komodo" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 28 - The Sawyer's America

    The Slop Boys (TMTMTMTM) are back with the freshest week old takes.

    Artos and Robert go over the latest Ramaswamy. Folks, it ain't good. We talk about the Soy Sadism of the right and the Soy Masochism of liberals. Watching Trump with his coterie of ghouls and weasel dicks, it being spooky season and all, reminds Robert of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre's Sawyer family, with limp hammer Grandpa at the head of the table. They mock our screams of terror with their own delight, as we are strapped down to this chair called the American Empire in the house of horrors that is capitalism. No that the metaphor has been stretched, like a poor soul on the rack, we wish you a very haunted and haunting samhain.

    The show's theme is "Komodo" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 27 - Sir, I've Never Tasted Baby Flesh... Ever

    In this episode, first, yes the audio sucks. No matter how tired you are when you record, god will not smile down upon you and fix it when you hit "Record." We thought it was an important enough topic to put out, in case people wanted to hear the underlying issues that the Empire refuses to face. We discuss the hyperreal, the pseudo-structures that undergird hyperrealism, and why Liberals find themselves at odds with the Left.

    Musk's car does not fly, we do not live in a democracy, and refusing to accept reality is too profitable.

    The show's theme is "Death Certificate" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 26 - Demand More for Your Awe

    Episode 26 - Demand More for Your Awe

    We are back and as self-indulgent as ever. Maybe the lost episodes will see the light of day, someday, when people want to pay money for this shit.

    Anyway, we get catty about Neera Tanden and wish she had fun aunt energy like Jamie West (the only candidate we support).

    We go into the sheer stupidity that is the Tesla pump and dump, trade show self-suck. Robert looses his shit talking about the gaga baby brain, class traitors and in an ironic twist Artos talks him down from harm, self or otherwise.

    Then we get into the spectacle that is Ilhan Omar being "finally held to account for all her crimes" which we can't name because we aren't tapped into the right wing petty hate machine when an American success story is the downfall of the republic.

    The show's theme is "Komodo" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 18 - Pornography Made by Real People

    We talk about two instances of pure imperial slop: the Ben Gvir Palestinian holocaust slop vid and Trump's Kharg Island wet dream. Both hit the perfect slop triumvirate of being the only things this empire makes, scams and flams, pornography, and death machines. Just not how we would typically think.

    The show's theme is "Komodo" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 17 - Mugshot Shawty

    In this ep we go over how to not get Loomered and what to do if you or someone you know has been Loomered. Milo just told too many truths, now it's back to pedo island with him. The crabs in the bucket have broken containment and are now pulling down themselves along with the walls of the imperial state.

    The show's theme is "Komodo" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    52 min
  • Episode 16 - You Can Do Both

    This episode turns into a full block of Robert's Rants. We talk over not falling into the trap of focusing on individuals or personalities over the people's movement through the examples of Hasan Piker and Flock. Also liberals, the media, and the Democratic Party show their ideological priors and objectives by focusing on Hasan and disciplining the left, not on promising to discipline Trump and Israel.

    The show's theme is "Komodo" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 15 - Love Slop

    Natalie Harp will end this nightmare one way or another. Who's next for the white widow? This episode is mostly about love, and a little about Trump's definite smell.

    The show's theme is "Komodo" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    1 hr 13 min
  • Episode 2 - The Penultimate Episode - Originally Recorded May 3, 2026

    The Widow Kirk prepares for some wet work. Some talk of Charlie, our dear sweet boy, and Jordan Petersen on Jubilee.

    The show's theme is "Komodo" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    50 min
  • Episode 1 - The Slop Don't Stop - Originally Recorded April 22, 2026

    Kash Patel may have his eyes on everything, but he can't help his poor brain not work so good.

    Israelis insist that documenting their visages is, in fact, anti-semitism.

    Robert's Rants: understanding israel in the relationship of capitalism and imperialism.

    The show's theme is "Komodo" produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

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    1 hr 11 min

About Slop Empire

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Artos Oakes and Robert Jay

History often repeats itself — first, as tragedy, then as slop.

Dissecting the evilly banal.