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Ryan was kept up all night by a mysterious alarm and this causes them to create a new business website called WifeDoctor.com. Andy goes to the Water World Stunt Spectacular and sits in the “soak” seats but remains bone dry. Kevin Costner makes an extremely poor directing choice and gets roasted by the boys for like 30 minutes. Then they come up with a business where they add sexy b-roll to random movies to “spice ‘em up”. Ryan gets attacked by a tiger in India. Then a lion kills a guy after he goes to the bathroom. This causes the boys to formulate a meal that would produce a diarrhea so powerful it would scare off a n apex predator. Then realistic baby dolls take over Brazilian hospitals and Ryan gets out Frank Britton Rickettes. Then they address the TRT epidemic taking over 50 year old men.  Andy gets real about his binge eating and it’s hilarious.