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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan gets addicted to Fentanyl after his colonoscopy and his entire family is worried. Then he worries someone might have taken liberties with his big juicy bottom because the doctor had on gonzo porno camera glasses on. Ryan doesn’t believe Andy that Big Thunder Mountain cures kidney stones but Andy has the receipts. Then they brainstorm ideas for a car dealership that’s like a crack dealer. A serial killer is stalking the streets of   Austin and only O’Neill can solve the case. Andy is running late and O’Neill can’t let it go and it makes Andy all squirly. Andy gets shaken awake at 5:30 am to help finish a school project and O’Neill suggests homeschooling with YouTube videos only. Andy saves his family from a fire while he was taking a shit and he’s a real American hero.