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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill wants to move to England to eat contaminated shrimp. Then he berates Andy for wanting to make more money. They lament the death of 90’s sitcoms and pitch an idea for an ABC Family show about a man who loves to eat ass but instead just has nice family dinners. O’Neill and Andy fight about which sushi is best and you know what happens. It devolves into O’Neills classic “high quality ingredients” nonsense. Then they try to turn Andy’s life around when he admits to O’Neill that not only does he eat garbage but he PREFERS garbage. Ryan tries to cheer him up by reading the last little bits of his apocalyptic Christian pamphlet.