Sloppy Sorting Hat

Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely!

We're the cheermeisters this holiday season! We've got beers, a game, some really sloppy sorting, and in a shocking turn of events the magical mashup will be exactly what everyone is expecting!

Get ready for a fun old fashion family Christmas. In this episode, there's beers, cocktails, beeps, vacations, frozen toes, and a whole lot of Christmas misery. Get ready for the gift that keeps on giving - The Sloppy Sorting Hat!

It's Showtime!! We're sorting He Who Must Not Be Named Three Times. We have an eerie theory, a spooky cocktail, and a mashup that will have you laughing until Halloween!

We don't talk about Bruno or Voldy in this one. Wait. Yes, we do.

Check out which Hogwarts house each member of the family Madrigal is in. Make sure you listen until the magical mashup, you already know what that's going to be. If you're like Isabel and tired of perfect, listen to this imperfect masterpiece.

Just Deadpool. And games, drinks, and continuous deadpool quotes.

Pardon our absence, but we were very busy learning how to be royal after discovering all three of us are royal sister Princesses from a made up country. But we're finally back, and we're sorting the characters from the Princess Diaries! Join us as we play classic games, poke fun at a friend of the show and tell each other to SHUT UP a little too much. 

You want us to keep sorting characters from 90s classics? You got it, dude! Who better to sort the three iconic Tanner sisters than the three iconic Davey sisters? Join us as we talk about Full House, dissect famous catch phrases and remember the hilarious Bob Saget. 

Merry Christmas, you sloppy slops! That’s right, we’re sorting one smart-smart kiddo and a bunch of other dumb-dumbs from holiday classics Home Alone 1 and Home Alone 2. And we’re doing it all with a special guest – our very first returning guest podcaster. Plus, we’ve got games, a holiday song parody and much more holiday joy!

It's not a complete holiday season without re-watching the classic romcom The Holiday. Join us as we sort all the silly, weepy characters from this heartwarming Christmas classic. Plus, we've got tequila, games and much more!

Nobody around here really appreciates our taste in weird stuff - like mashing up Harry Potter and Halloweentown! We're sorting the characters from this legendary Disney Channel Original Movie to celebrate Halloween. Plus, we've got some brooming under the influence, some extremely sloppy spellcasting and more. Being normal is vastly overrated!