Sloppy Sorting Hat

The truth is, there is no one who can do what we do - sloppily sort characters from The Devil Wears Prada! A million girls would kill to listen to this podcast. So join us and witness baby fox talk, the birth of a new catch phrase and the telling of our podcast origin story. That's all.

What is this... a podcast for slops!? Yep! So, join us as we destroy the Prime Minister of Malaysia... uh, we mean sort the zany characters from the hit comedy Zoolander. Plus, we're playing games, doing some mad libs and answering questions from friends of the show. This damn podcast, it's so hot right now!

New year, same old Sloppy Sorting Hat - just a lame excuse for all the idiots who make this podcast to drink beer in hopes of distracting themselves from the pathetic emptiness of their meaningless, consumer-driven lives! That's right, we're kicking off 2021 with the acerbic wit of Kat Stratford and her classmates from 10 Things I Hate About You. Join us and be whelmed as we sort this early 90s Shakespearean knock-off, play some games and swoon over Heath Ledger. 

Look, we know what movie we're sorting for Christmas. You know what movie we're sorting for Christmas. So let's make this simple. Join us as we sort the corny characters from that 90s classic: Kris Kringle! Sinterklaas! Pere Noel! Babbo Natale! Pelz-Nickel! Topo Gigio! It's the Santa Clause! Plus, we're talking holiday ghosts, singing a Mariah parody and discussing that academic question that's baffled HP experts for years: is Santa a wizard?

Sloppy Slops, ASSEMBLE! We're sorting some of the marvelous (get it!?) heroes and villains from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. We're doing the heroic work. The hard work. Drinking beers. Playing games. Mashing up wizardly and marvely universes. And don't worry, just like Cap, we can do this all day!

It's Thanksgiving and of course that means it's time to cook.... some meth! Join us as we cook up the blue stuff and sort the morally questionable characters from Breaking Bad. We've got a few games, a few beers and we sloppily jump from topic to topic hitting on such holiday favorites as the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and turkey sandwiches. If you're missing your family this Thanksgiving, listen to us and give thanks that your parents probably aren't messing you up in the head as bad as Walter Jr.'s messed him up. 

We are the Sorting Queens! So don't miss out as we sort the creepy characters from The Nightmare Before Christmas. We're playing games, parodying songs and going off on some truly unrelated tangents. It's everything you need to make a Halloween great!

We've been slopping our way through this podcast for a whole year, and you know what that means! You don't? Yea, neither do we. So we just threw together this 1st Anniversary Special! We're sorting our partners and our friends (AKA our cats), playing games, talking ships and unveiling our exciting blooper reel. Pop open some champagne and celebrate with us, sloppy slops!

We're dedicating this one to some very loyal listeners who don't think they've heard anything good today.  Join us as we sort an 80's classic - Ferris Bueller's Day Off! We're drinking, twisting, shouting, mad-libbing, buzzed brooming and so much more. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and listen to a podcast every once in a while, you could miss some very sloppy sortings!