Sloppy Sorting Hat

You have no idea how high we can fly, or how sloppy we can sort! Listen as we sort characters from the beloved sitcom The Office. Plus, we're playing classic games, answering listener questions and declaring bankruptcy.

Happy Friendsgiving! We're most definitely not on a break, so we're sorting Friends characters, playing games, talking theories and spilling that veriterserum. And we're doing it all at a "discussing politics with your family at the dinner table" level of sloppy!

It's the Sloppy Sorting Hat, the podcast that is on FIRE! It's reaping season, so we're sorting Hunger Games tributes. Plus, we're drinking a little Patron-us, playing fan favorite games, and spilling that veritaserum.

Oh look another glorious podcast! It makes us... sloppy! It's Halloween, so of course we're sorting Hocus Pocus characters. Plus, we're conjuring cocktails, playing a brand new game, talking HP theories, and spilling some veritaserum.

In every generation there is a Chosen One. And it sure ain't us, but we're sorting Buffy characters anyway. We're conjuring cocktails, we're playing fan favorite games and we're spilling some veritaserum. We might be sloppy, but we're still pretty!

Get in losers, we’re sorting characters from the classic comedy Mean Girls. We’re a bit sloppy, so we’ll probably get it wrong, but we’ll definitely have fun while we’re at it! Plus, new segments “Better Beer,” “Mad-Eye Moody Libs,” and “Eerie Theories.”

In our first full length episode, we’re sorting characters from the Harry Potter series. We’re a bit sloppy, so we’ll probably get it wrong, but we’ll definitely have fun while we’re at it! Plus, new segments “Conjured Cocktails,” “Oh Bloody Bleep!” and “Dude, Where’s My Broom?”

Introducing the Sloppy Sorting Hat! Get to know us and the podcast as we sort each other into the Hogwarts houses. We’re a bit sloppy, so we’ll probably get it wrong, but we’ll definitely have fun doing it!