In this episode, the two bozos trade short stories and critique them to each other like they're insulting their children! What? We got busy, okay! Jesus...

"Dry September" (1931) by William Faulkner.

"Negocios" (collected in Drown, 1996) by Junot Diaz.

Listen, I'm really tired now and have no idea what this episode is about. An Object of Beauty? All right. Gabe picks out an arty farty book about arty fart art. Capiche? 

An Object of Beauty (2010) by Steve Martin.

All roads lead to this! What starts as a clunky introduction blows up into a fit of rage! Stare ye into the face of madness! The topic tonight... is Sherwood Anderson's modernist masterpiece Winesburg, Ohio.

Winesburg, Ohio (1919) by Sherwood Anderson.

What will kill the Slow Readers boyos first? Insufferable Lovecraftian prose? Or a lackluster Dark Tower adaptation? Find out... on this dumb show!

The Shadow Over Innsmouth (1931) by H.P. Lovecraft.

The summer guest spree comes to a close! Guest Emily Frembgen (musician) picks the book that the film Nocturnal Animals came from! Which was a very good movie! Why are we even reading books anymore??

Tony & Susan (1993) by August Wright.

The Slow Readers boyos journey into a dark, dark woods, led by guest Katie Ann Kametz (KAK)! Can you say: HEN PARTY!!! Which one will die??

In A Dark, Dark Woods (2015) by Ruth Ware.

Crossover time with Sex + Violence! Ryan Snyder (Sex + Violence) comes to Topgallant Radio West and brings a big ole book called LA Confidential! Join us later on this week when Daniel guests on Sex + Violence where we discuss the movie! Both shows feature some jerk named Gob.

L.A. Confidential (1990) by James Ellroy.

Taking a break from the guest series, the boyos return to the sci-fi series that defeated them! Listen as they declare how awful they are! They mock people for dying! They break down the latest Transformers fart-movie! Then they return to Ryan Cawdor and gang in their adventure in the DEATHLANDS!! Listener, beware!

Deathlands (series) by James Axler.

Before an audience of cats we bring you a Murakami novel! Top cat TJ Heimsoth joins the guys and talks about books or whatever!

Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World (1985) by Haruki Murakami.

The Slow Readers sausage fest gets invaded by the girls from Only Lovers Left In The Library! Kris, Andrea, and Tash talk about ghosts, black perspectives, and filthy romance books!

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Lincoln In The Bardo (2017) by George Saunders.