Sl*t Camp

HEY SL*TTY SPOOKY CAMPERS. In today's mini solo ep, camp counselor Emma takes us through the tools we need to get through F*CKALICIOUS FALL. That's right -- summer is OVER AND DONE, and we need to start our fall season off right. We talk about how to handle rejection, and most importantly: what to do if a ghost comes back to haunt you...and that ghost had good d*ck. LISTEN UP AND PACK A SNACK - we're going to spooky camp.

GOOD EVENING SL*TS. My army my girls -- this week Emma is BACK AGAIN with a new solo episode. I hope you missed your camp counselor as much as I missed talking about myself (a lot). On this week's solo, Emma updates us all on her state of being, the roster, an incident with a condom and a boy who is no longer on the list for that reason...AND HOW TO EMBRACE THE WALK OF SHAME. What exactly does a sl*t carry in her purse on a night out to ensure the next morning you look utterly fabulous and not at all like you got your sh*t rocked! This is a shorty but a goodie, PACK YOUR LUNCHES AND LET'S TAKE A MF HIKE CAMPERS.

Campers....on today's special guest #2 episode glory hole, we've got an ASTROLOGIST. That's right. Your guest speaker this summer is an astrologist, and she's going to tell you when you need to run towards a man...and away from one. Maxine our special lady takes Emma through her list of....signs. She tells us what Emma needs to lean into and what she needs to run for the hills from. What the hell is a Venus and Mercury and 12th house of my p*ssy (or something). Listen up and listen hard for our girl is going to tell us how to survive some SPACE SH*T.

Today is legendary. Campers, today your camp counselor is joined by a CAMPER. Guest number f*cking 1. LET'S GO. On today's very special episode that will go down in sl*t history, Emma is joined by special guest MARIS to discuss new ways to be crazy, dating in NYC, a missing person sketch of past hookups -- you name it we're talking about it. Get ready because this camper is here to give advice you'll want to hear.

SL*TS 911 WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY. It's the last solo episode (for now)...because WE'VE GOT GUESTS ON DECK. In this *very* special sl*t edition of Sl*t Camp we've got a Q&A, we've got a yummy an*l discussion, Emma takes a deep dive into the f*ck and duck theory AND FINALLY, let's address her long term relationship. Buckle your seatbelts girls it's a wild ride.

DUN, DUN, DUNNNN. You heard that right, sl*ts. This week Emma is breaking down and slapping you hard in the face with the reality of your nasty habit of getting into situationships. They're infectious if you're not careful! Camp Counselor Emma also gets into plenty of first date etiquette & advice on how to rizz up your date and essentially...make them utterly OBSESSED. Finally, the fat question, what. are. we. Should you ask, how do you ask, when do you ask if at all...? Listen uppe and find out. xo!

In today's sl*tty episode, we start with threesomes and end with roleplays! In the juicy middle, we've got the meat. Not the meat you're thinking...Camp Counselor Emma tells you exactly how to emotionally detach yourself from a man! It's as easy as tricking your own brain. Finally, she gets into her experience with lying men who only want one thing...you've been there too. Gorgeous episode on deck today -- make sure you bring your SL*TBOOK (notebook but sl*tty).

Oh boy oh boy...camp counselor Emma has her sl*tty braids on and she's tan, blonde, and ready to spill it all. She discusses uncircumcised men and how to handle them, short kings vs. tall men, video n*des and s*x tapes...and keeping them all on snapchat! Hefty sl*tty episode today girls, hold on tight and listen close because there's a prize for whoever can remember AND USE our special affirmation first!

Camp Counselor Emma is BACK after a week long hiatus. Don't worry she was just gathering more information on medical micropenises...you're gonna want to listen to that story. She also takes us through a very important topic of conversation that no girl has the magic formula for: first f*cking dates. Should you sleep with them? Expect to never hear from them again. Sl*tty episode ahead listen with a drink of your choice and a good attitude. LFG SL*T FRIDAY!

WELCOME BACK SKANK ARMY. Lucky episode number 13...camp counselor Emma breaks down a little sucky sucky hack, updates the campers on her current roster (including men that bite?), and finally she warns us all that our impending mid-twenties are coming and we need to avoid a relationship like the plague. It's a good one b*tches and gentlemen, strap in!