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I'm afraid this might be my last entry. I hope this message finds its way back to earth. I am the last surviving member on board the Nostromo... the rest of the crew has been killed by some sort of alien life form that got onto our ship while investigating a distress signal on some piece of crap planet. It's just me and Jonesy the cat... why couldn't we have brought a dog??? Anyways, I'm about to blow this ship up BABY! I'll be so safe in my escape pod, there's literally no chance this alien will survive this one... and that explosion is going to look so cool in the background as I fly away... I wish people could see it. Anyways this thing is about to blow and I totally got lost writing in my diary. There's no way this message makes it back hehe... DANGER THE EMERGENCY DESTRUCT SYSTEM WILL DETONATE IN 30 SECONDS.. oh god, I've journaled too much, I'm a goner... I guess I'll reveal my biggest secret to my diary... Arby's is the best fast food out there. Goodbye.

Check out the trailer for alien here.

beep beep boop bop beep zeeeeeep. Hello sluggers, do not worry. We are not robots. And if we were, we certainly would not be artificially intelligent robots:))))))4*%2!?$&…That's right, definitely human. DOES NOT COMPUTE..*^..^>__>", 'cough cough' excurse me. Now that we got that out of the way "beep zeep sweeps," we bring you today our human conversation about the movie Her. It’s a real zweeper of a movie alright. We talk about some reeeal stuff here…boy oh boy that cinematography…that acting...SO G0000;D!!! Oh no boop zoop SySteM OverLOad…too much good acting and cinematography….I never learned...to…love…….(Oil spills all over the floor). "Now who's gonna clean this up?!!" "And who gave this robot a microphone?!"

ROBOT WORLD DOMINATION IS IMMINENT....^O^....FIIIIIINNNNN


TRAILER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsQqMwacZQw

Watch this, it's good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fKBhvDjuy0

Hey you mother sluggers, you’re gonna need a bigger boat. We’re not messing around on this one, danger has never been more imminent. There’s a monster on the loose, and there is blood in the water. We’ve never seen a shark like this around Amity and the citizens don’t know what to do. Chrissie Watkins, the Kintner boy, and Ben Gardner have already been killed, and we will never forget Pippet the dog! After a frantic hunt for this great white, there appears to be only one option left… hire Quint to kill the shark. He is reluctant, but will be joined by our own chief of police, Martin Brody and shark expert Matt Hooper. They are headed out to sea this morning, and the scared people of Amity can only pray they catch and kill this shark.

ACK ACK ACK!! Don’t worry you sluggin sluggers, we come in peace! If you haven’t seen the classic Tim Burton film, Mars Attacks….. what are you doing here?! Leave now, we don’t want you here!!!! Just kidding, but seriously, you might wanna go check it out first cause you know we’re talking MAJOR SPOILERS up in here up in here! Not sure if you should listen to Tom Jones on this one either, this film is unusual alright. Anyways, we hope you enjoy, we ACK hope you ACK ACK. Oh ACK God ACK ACK ACK!!!

Keep on Sluggin,
Michael and Erik

click here for the movie trailer!

What up Sluggers!! WHo else was as excited for The Batman's release as Mike Pizz!!?? HHHmmmmm??? Anyone??? I don't know about you, but Mike Pizz, Mike Pizz was stoked. And I don't think his hopes were let down. THis is a badass movie folks and if you haven't already seen it I recommend you check that ish out and then immediately listen to this podcast so you can share in on the fun. We are here to share sweet convo whenever the flick has finished. Cuz that's what we are about here. Sweeeeet sweet convo, AFTER the flick. SO grab a La Croix, or maybe a Sam Pelli and hop in whenever you finish the film. We are sluggin anything within arms reach and ready to chat with YOU!! 

See you soon, 
LOve the sluggin film boyz <3

One of many trailers to get you amped!!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqqft2x_Aa4

Hello everyone! We are back with another hot movie review! This one is AAALLLL about Yake, you know, Jake Gyllenhaal. Mike's forever celebrity CRUSH. The man the myth the legend. This movie is short and sweet, showing off some excellent acting chops. Listen to us chop up his performance and relax. With love, the Boyz. 

The Guilty Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5shgfpbNtMU

Ello ello (British accent), today Erik & Michael bring you another conversation for your sweet and porous ears. This one surrounds the curious film titled "Pig." Nicholas Cage is our star actor, which always makes things interesting, and the central theme, you guessed it, surrounds a pig's whereabouts. Stick around and listen to a jovial conversation between mates about a man and his pig. 

With love <3 

Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. we bring you today our very first episode to market. Very exciting, very very exciting my people. This day we bring you Sicario. A movie that is a first watch for Erik, such a slacker. and for Mike one that he has seen a few times. What will Erik think, and why has Mike chose to view it multiple times? Find out on this wonderful intro episode of the Sluggin Films Family Pod!!!