Okay, folks, we've officially lost our minds. This time on Slut Shack, Cinnamon and Cocoa are diving DEEP into the fanfiction abyss, exploring the surprisingly robust world of Scrub Daddy/Duo the Duolingo Owl smut. Yes, you read that right. We're asking the hard-hitting questions: How does a sponge and an owl even... you know? What language of love do they speak? Prepare for awkward laughter, questionable sound effects, and the distinct feeling that you've just entered a very specific corner of the internet.