The biggest sports fans on the planet discuss a better name for the Boston Bruins, Kevin McCallister’s sadism, and whether Kenny Omega is a wrestler, soap opera star, or fatty acid.

A casting call with producers Chip and Donny, Uncle Dan’s Buncha Clams clam restaurant, and traffic cop Glen Powell teams up with Schubert the penguin to take down nefarious animal smugglers / show off his butt.

The biggest sports fans on the planet discuss ladder safety, trickle-down economics, and waxing Hulk Hogan’s mustache in this all-wrestling episode.

The devil comes to collect, the Cap’n Crunch Oscar bait biopic, and celebrity gossip about celebrities you’ve definitely heard of.

The biggest sports fans on the planet discuss Dr. Manhattan’s appendage, the inferiority of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, and bubble butts.

Lucky jerseys, Roll Up The Rim To Win’s glory days, and a ska band combines their horn section with martial arts to avenge their parent’s death.

The biggest sports fans on the planet discuss the topic they know the best. Which is sports.

Big rat pizza restaurants, Jake “The Snake” Roberts opens Jake “The Shake” Yogurts, and a time traveling hitman changes his life course on New Year’s Eve.

The invention of the unicycle, Taylor Swift’s Twilight vampire chic, and a tank top-wearing vent technician saves his family and the White House after a mad scientist puts something in the water and turns the president and members of Congress into Christmas-hating gremlins before he realizes it was all a bad dream in this season’s most coherent Die Hard-esque action/holiday movie.

Listener be careful, you’re in for a scareful.