Mike and Lippy make a commercial and play a game. Lambeau Rambos. Drivin' Miss Daisy Crazy. Ayahuasca. Prank call. A burned down orange grove. Jewish nuts. Nine cubic yards of crated Bavarian loam. There's too many.

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Mike does his first live show. It's in St. Louis. Half-Halloween. Bumblebee-sized beers. Power lions. Dracula won a race. Victorian sidequest. Candy slogans. Audience questions. Mike's spooky story. Guess the horror movie plot. Mike sings Bob Seger. I have indeed been working on my night moves. Call the podcast line! (920) 214-5882

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Mike puts Pam in the spotlight. Pam puts Mike in the hot seat. Bunny hole. Congative distonance. Daniel-San. Pop-Pop's medicine. Dual-Hemi nitrous turbo powertrain. Smoking opium at Edgar Allan Poe's house. You look wrong.

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Mike listens to your voicemails. Pat Sajakin'. Soap ransom. Awkward reveal. Dolphin at a track meet. It's a breakfast cereal!

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Mike owes you an apology. Porcelain children. Scarf time. Terry Marsh. Ketchup casserole. Balls. Is this *all* the white people?

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Mike has his first guest! April Fool's. Aunt Patty. Booger gondoliers. Ohio-based Illuminati. She got werewoof legs now.

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More listener questions! Duck dads. Gogurt. Henry Wus. The collapse of society. You can see their holy cupcakes.

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Mike holds a community meeting. Leprechaun traps. Bicycles, fire hydrants, frogs, and cancer kids. Pickleball with Jeremy on Thursday.

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Mike talks morning habits. Mind spiders. Unfreezing your frozen body. A deep adolescent shame. Let's go make some money, baby!

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Mike answers listener questions. Maternity pods. Macaroni stains. Dogs and werewolves. Customer canoodling. Run, Koko! Get to the trees!

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