Small Potatoes

EXTRA! EXTRA! Get your new Small Potatoes episode here! The boys talk decades and how  Anthony doesn’t want to be in his prime during the depression era of the 2000s,  all books have bullsh*t pages before the first chapter, and a very controversial would you rather game - All food either Hot & Soggy or Cold and Fresh? And remember, we all have a little Jesus and Voldemort inside of us. P.S. Try and not to yawn for this entire episode :)

On this week’s program, how to have the best vacation by abandoning your family at Disney World, animal survival tips inspired by Captain Hook, and fashion advice for the middle-school-sized adult. Also on the show, some very inaccurate and unresearched definitions of stuff we know nothing about.
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Soundtracks are made for movies, not Spotify. We don’t give a fuck about your ancestors. Anthony thought it was June. Touching trash last means you gotta throw it away. Cheese puffs are the best/worst things to put in your mouth. Trevor had hotdog in his teeth since The 4th of July. These are all good sentences. Enjoy! 

This episode is a doozy. First, a deep-dive into Anthony’s Instagram. Don’t DM him or he might leave you on unread. Then, a moment of gratefulness for not being in middle school anymore, followed by some of that famous Small Potatoes bathroom talk. This week’s corporate villain: Big Charma. Follow us on Instagram for bits, clips, and special LIVE sneak previews! Every episode is available for download wherever you podcast.

It's that time of the week again! The potatoes this week include but are not limited to - Boy bands all sing to one girl. Free things aren’t attractive cause TNSTAAFL and it feels like you’re a nascar driver with too many logos. Drunk notes to yourself are original until you tell people when you’re sober. Anthony & Trevor also talk about the type of drunk that Spencer is. Proper sit to stand bathroom technique.  And lastly, here’s a new rule we’re proposing: words that sound similar should mean similar things. 

On this week’s episode, the fellas begin by taken a deep-dive into Jesus’ resume and determine if he is qualified to produce a podcast. Then, some shopping tips from Anthony, who’s always in the market for a mattress, followed by childlike joy and fun in the pool. Small Potatoes also asks important questions like, “What’s J-Law up to?” So join us in the chair room and enjoy the show. Available on all the podcast platforms and now also airing on AM radio!

OOOO dawgy we got a great episode for ya today! Discussions on buzzcuts in fantasy TV shows, when scissors were invented, guessing where the trash cans are in other people’s homes, and more. We also get hot drama this week as Anthony and his PR team share an apology for his suspension last week.

While Anthony is on paid leave, Trevor, Spencer, and Capitalist Jesus take the stage and bring you a hot plate of small potatoes. So enter our fantasy reality of Italian America as we try to avoid poisoned foods, gaslight hot nerds, and drink irresponsibly. This week also offers some tips for moving and interacting with your local bartender. Available on all the podcast platforms and followable on all the social medias!

Guess what!? Trevor’s gone today and it’s a party! This week’s small potatoes are as insignificant as they usually are: plastic, the military, Spencer witnesses a murderous teddy bear origin story, and sometimes you end up in the middle seat and you have to try to not lean on anyone. Visit our Instagram to send us your small potatoes! @smallpotatoespod

It's a new week with Small Potatoes and they're off to a rough start. Basically, don't trust your cars with Spencer and Anthony, and Trevor has issues with his reflection and using levers. Then they talk about curse words being better with accents and what guilty pleasure they would save in a fire! My! Oh! My! P.S. Did you know spotted dick is cake?! We didn't either.