SAVE SOME MONEY BABBYYYYEEYEE

Oh boy, im frustrated, and its all for YOU GUYS!

DRUGS WILL SET YOU FREE (I HEARD)

MATTY TALKS ABOUT HOW TO DECONSTRUCT ISSUES TO MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

Woah, huge announcement coming in this episode! Im not just saying that either. My life has changed, and you need to hear about it (or you're d**d to me).

LIZZO IS NAKED, IM HORNY, AND COFFEE IS GOOD. THE ALGORITHM IS AWFUL, AND I THINK ITS YOUR FAULT. LISTEN.

THE MOVIE AMBULANCE IS THE WORST MOVIE ON EARTH. THAT BEING SAID, I RANK CHIP FLAVORS AND TALK ABOUT IPAs. ENJOY

MATTY IS BACK BABY! LETS TALK ABOUT WILL SMITH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I ALSO RAMBLE ABOUT THE TITANIC SINKING, AND SOME BAD NETFLIX SHOWS (WORST ROOMMATE & BAD VEGAN). THANKS FOR LISTENING.

I barely know any new rappers these days. Im 34 and make reels. Wtf do I know? I do know I can't put my phone down, which caused me to have a pinched nerve. Listen and relate

We're all crazy when we're alone (some of us more than others). I like to be weird in the bathroom, and I research when we stopped pooping outside. Its not as bad as it sounds. Be sure to check me out on Youtube!