Small Things

We chat about boobs n' butts, being stupid, and shitty coffee. Listen to you daddy Matty spit some s**t.

Lets talk about how power hours are the most fun, efficient way to get trashed. Also, White Claws are trash.

How to make friends, weird dates, and white privilege (#51) is an episode that touches on me needing friendships, a tan, and other dating advice. I also realize I have privilege, both normal and white.

THIS NEW EP SLAPS ALL THE ASSES. I COME BACK FROM A 3 WEEK BREAK (REASON WHY IN PODCAST). LISTEN AND TOSS YOUR SH*T AROUND

WOAH A WHOLE LOT OF TRAILING OFF IN THIS BAD BOI. LISTEN AND HEAR MATTY RANT ABOUT WEIRD INVENTIONS, DIETS, AND HIS AWFUL MEMORY.

THIS EPISODE WILL GET YOU ABS, AND TELL YOU YOU'RE A LITTLE B***CH, IN A GOOD WAY.

90s MOVIES F**CKED WITH OUR CONFIDENCE LEVELS, SOME DUDE WENT MISSING, AND TOO HOT TOO HANDLE IS DUMB AF.

SPELL A FART, WIN A PRIZE. I USED TO WATCH GOTH KIDS CHOKE EACH OTHER, AND IM CONVINCED I FOUND OUT HOW TO DO MOLLY WITHOUT DOING IT.

CLICK THE PLAY BUTTON OR ILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND COUGH IN YOUR MOUTH. JUST KIDDING. LISTEN UP!

HIDING BOOGERS, LATINA WOMEN, AND KNOCKING OUT PULL UPS