A meme. Concerning foodstuffs.

Guess the hamfistedly played song.

A rant about the Beauty Industry.

How a dalek box set ruined any chance of getting with a woman for FIVE years. I omit, in the video version of the story that I punched Davina McCall on the return journey, because she was filming Streetmate Norwich at the time. What you repress, eh?

Sandi Thom has bombarded the media and the public's ears with her own special brand of solo vocal girl-pop. However, beneath the veneer of her oh-so-amusing lyrics contains a dark lust of recidivism and a wish to return to a darker, less enlightened time. Having exposed this, I'm sure Thom will admit to being a Tory, and sing at their next conference. Oh yes.

What I think of Victoria Wood. Small Thoughts #5

A little discourse into the scary world of the Sugababes. Are they actually suggesting dressing Dogs like like Whores, becoming personal account managers and selling their children to attract a man? Quite possibly Small Thoughts #4

It's the happy disease. Small Thoughts #3

Outtakes. Small Thoughts #2

A public service advert on how to combat bullying. Small Thoughts #1