Small Town Radio

"I Googled: Funnest Small Towns in America." This move is also known as the "Small Town Radio Classic." Such a simple research method delivers surprisingly good results! This week we talk about loners in the Rocky Mountains and a place with WAY too much to do. We're headed to Gothic, CO and Gatlinburg, TN.

You can send town suggestions to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker. Small Town Radio now has a YouTube channel, come watch and subscribe!

"Hello folks at home!” is what Connor's dad says when he interrupts this episode of Small Town Radio. Unfortunately, Maxim's cat, Pickles, does not make an appearance at all. This episode we talk about tug-o-war and mannequins! We're headed to Ropetoe, IN and Gleeland, MT.

You can send town suggestions to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker. Small Town Radio now has a YouTube channel, come watch and subscribe!

“You won’t have to worry about staying away from your grandparents. They’re just going to stay away from you.” That is, if you haven't washed your hair since this whole Coronavirus thing started.

This episode of Small Town Radio is another exciting quarantine episode with your hosts, Connor and Maxim. The world might be gloomy, but we are doing our best to bring a little bit of joy to your headphones. This week it's all about cars and puns! We're headed to Elkhart Lake, WI and Cope, SC.

You can send town suggestions to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker. Small Town Radio now has a YouTube channel, come watch and subscribe!

“You know what? I’m still going to go out and touch faces with faces and hands with hands.” - is what no one should be saying right now.

This episode of Small Town Radio is the first of many to be recorded with Connor and Maxim, your hosts, in two completely different places due to the Coronavirus. Connor is safe in his parents' home in Exeter, NH and Maxim is trapped in his bedroom in Brooklyn, NY. We're not here to talk about quarantine being a bummer though, we're here to bring you the BIGGEST facts about the SMALLEST towns. This week we've got Exeter, NH and Pella, IA. 

You can send town suggestions to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker. Small Town Radio now has a YouTube channel, come watch and subscribe!

“Do you guys Drink Green Beer as a Family?”

We don't, but we're sure plenty of you do! This week on Small Town Radio your hosts, Maxim Allen and Connor Kwiecien, explore a couple of places that like to have a little extra fun on St. Patty's day. Shamrocks, leprechauns, and fake funeral processions are on our minds this week as we explore O'Neill, NE and New London, WI.

You can send town suggestions to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker. And, in big news, Small Town Radio now has a YouTube channel, and this episode is the first video! Head to our channel and subscribe.

"You can get 60 cats for the price of a cow. That’s the point I’m trying to make.” 

Big time math on small town radio. What else would you expect? This weeks, your hosts, NYC comedians Maxim and Connor, are joined by Caleb Clark who does real good photography. Much, much better than our grammar. In all sincerity, he is a very talented visual artists who also happens to be a funny comedian. Join all three of us as we travel to Ripton, VT; Hayes, KS and Georgetown, CO. 

You can send town suggestions to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker. And, in big news, Small Town Radio now has a YouTube channel, and episodes will start being posted March 16. Head to our channel and subscribe.

"Why do you need to climb all the way up that mountain when there’s perfectly good poop at the bottom?” 

Well, that quotable has nothing to do with Coach K's GPA. However, after 20 episodes, hosts and New York City comedians, Maxim Allen and Connor Kwiecien, finally break form and spiral into poop jokes—for a good reason. They're funny. We will admit not all poop jokes are funny, but they are when their origins lie in a true event from one small town that drops moose droppings from a helicopter. This week, join our hosts as the travel by talk to Talkeetna, AK and Lyndhurst, Hampshire, England.  

You can send town suggestions to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker. And, in big news, Small Town Radio now has a YouTube channel, and episodes will start being posted March 16. Head to our channel and subscribe. 

Horny Vegan: a person who does not eat or use animal products, unless they are an aphrodisiac.

The creation of this definition came together in part thanks to our talking trip to Rowayton, CT, where oyster fishing was once quite the big deal. Other stops on this virtual road trip include Okay, OK and Abilene, KS. New York City comedians, and sometimes podcast hosts, are joined by Chris Shurr on this part of their ceaseless trek to visit all the small towns in the world from the comfort of one of the biggest cities on the planet. 

You can send town suggestions to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker. Follow Chris Shurr on Instagram to find out where you can see her perform. 

“I feel like if you’re specific enough you’re always hitting a world record.” 

"Yeah, exactly. I mean, we’re setting the world record right now for podcast hosts who have done the most episodes about small towns from New York City... In Crown Heights.”  

We'd like to thank the Academy for this award. While  specific, it is the only award we have. Shout out to the people who shout us out and a big thank you to those who suggest town. You guys know us. You love us. You worship us. You are our Loyal Goblins and our Loyal Cowards. Thank you. 

This week, taking a moment to accept the world record they made up for themselves, hosts and New York City comedians, Maxim Allen and Connor Kwiecien, swing through northeast America making conversational stops at Hammonton, NJ and Williamsburg, PA. Thank you to Hafeezah for the suggestion!

You can send town suggestions to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker.

"If you like it, you shoulda put a town on it. 

The listener poll on our Instagram page has led to yet another interesting name.  Last week it's "Brought To You By Friends Who Don't Listen," and this week it's "Flat Earth Math." Hosts and New York City comedians, Maxim Allen and Connor Kwiecien, are learning a lot about you all. 

With the Super Bowl the day of our recording, we decided to make up some football team names for small towns in California and Missouri. Our towns, and gracious hosts of imaginary football teams, are Death Valley Junction, CA; Nicasio, CA;  Zzyzx, CA;  Tightwad, MO; Chillicothe, MO; and Plato, MO. 

You can send suggestions for towns to [email protected] and follow the show @stradiopod on Instagram and Twitter. If you give us a shout out and give us a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts, we'll send you a sticker.