Smeared Mascara

Smeared Mascara

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  • Dragging into January

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    This week Brooke and Mandy "drag" their booties out on a Sunday night, discuss the Golden Globes and Katt Williams.  Put in the Airpods, content is explicit as always. Follow, like, share, and subscribe!

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Headed into the New Year like…

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    Welcome to Smeared Mascara’s second season. The ladies are bringing in the New Year with a cleanse and conversation that ranges from goals to Uncle Luke. Enjoy!

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    1 hr 20 min
  • High Fivin' in Paris

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    In this episode the ladies cover cults, movies, Christmas and the Eiffel Tower. As always air pods in, as content is definitely  mature. 

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    1 hr 20 min
  • Mandy's Shitty Birthday

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    Join us for our post Thanksgiving/ Mandy's shitty birthday wrap up.  We'll cover THE lunch from hell , childhood bullies,  Mr. Nate Jackson, along with chakra problems and 80's pop culture.  You know the us(ual). 

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Gobble Gobble Thanksgiving Eve Special

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    Join Mandy and Brooke this Thanksgiving Eve for an in-depth discussion of Thanksgiving past, present and future.  Pop in your earbuds and get to preparing the turkey and rage cleaning as we giggle through hell...oops holidays. As always follow, like, share, subscribe Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. 

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    47 min
  • Spiral Up

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    Spiral up with the ladies as they spiral up and discuss this year's Halloween among 38 other topics. As always like, follow, share, subscribe Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. 

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    1 hr 7 min
  • This is a Britney Podcast

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    This week Brooke and Mandy discuss Brit's new book, Thanksgiving planning and final touches for Halloween. They reveal which budding sport they’d like to introduce to the Bay Area, and will keep you chuckling while listening.  Put the earmuffs on the babies and enjoy this expletive filled and ADHD fueled entertainment.  

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    1 hr 8 min
  • The FUNeral Episode

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    In this episode Mandy and Brooke discuss their funerals. This is a much more intimate talk than they may let on. Of all of their episodes this will give you a huge look into the inner workings of these ladies. Locations, playlists, expectations, along with a host of other requests will be covered. So pour one out and laugh along while they share their final requests.   

    Check out the show notes on our socials... TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube.  You're going to need some visuals for this episode!

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    46 min
  • Karma is a Gastrointestinal Monday!

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    Brooke and Mandy ADD all over this weeks episode. Join in for another fun filled ride.  As always follow, like, share, subscribe. Smeared Mascara Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. 

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Halloween Special Week 1- Chicken Salad and Sin

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    This week Brooke and Mandy record as Uncle Baby Billy and Judy Gemstone to kick off their favorite season, Halloween. Hot topics this week include the Righteous Gemstones, Travis and Taylor, fringe Jersey Shore alumni,  and 90's tv. 

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    TikTok, Instagram, Threads and now on YouTube! 
    Find us at: @smearedmascarapodcast

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    41 min

About Smeared Mascara

From the publisher's feed

"Laugh with us, cry with us, smear your mascara with us."


This podcast is hosted by longtime friends, Mandy and Brooke who have been born and bred in the San Francisco Bay…