SmegMen Podcast

(Dan wasn't with us for this one) This we discuss Jordans hectic work schedule and Dans abscence from the show, the recent election and how we coud take the best bits of wrestling and UFC to make a super sport. Lewis thinks The Iishman is unnecessary even though he hasn't seen it, John Frusciantes return to RHCP, KillBill3 and more!

We talk about Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order and more gaming talk, Dan almost buying a different phone for once but getting the iPhone 11 like a predictable tosser, Lewis spending his hard earned cash on Lego, people who are bad at their job, Holocaust deniers, that Urban Dictionary bit returns, choosing who to Exterminate to fix the population problem, Elon Musk's new Cybertruck, more shitting antics, Jordan does a psychopath test and more! This content may be considered offensive

More Prince Andrew and Jefferey Epstein talk, drug fuelled Keith Vaz and his rent boys, getting away with murder, a young boys tea making skills and Jordan tells us about his tea making antics while at working on a building site, exorcising demons with chilli powder, The Joker and Batman and more! This content may be considered offensive

We have a big talk about Prince Andrew being a massive Paedo and a terrible liar, Alex Jones, Modern Warfare, Jordan does a sociopath test, Dodgy taxi drivers, more game talk, Jordan's new job and more! This content may be considered offensive

Neil has a new toy, Lewis tells us about the first ever cock transplant, Jordan can't stop thinking about China and has some ideas to get the SmegMen Podcast some attention, our arsonist pasts, The Witcher series, Rick and Morty series 4, Opticians are con artists, Evolution, Apocalipto, Dead person's porn collector, Tyson Fury wrestling, Chris Bennoit, Chyna and Paige porn, KSI vs Logan Paul and more! This content may be considered offensive

Dan tells of more Strange food he's made, we revisit Bridget the midget, 5G, the directed enery weapon (DEW), making weapons for Hitler, wrestling, America's only football hooligan, the Millwall brick and more! This content may be considered offensive

Dan regales us with tales from JD's birthday in Newcastle, territorial pissing at house parties, dementia fight club, Modern Warfare/Death Stranding/Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order and more games and try and fail to remember the name of the game Until Dawn, Lewis attacking people with dog chains, Bridget the midget, plastic surgery TV show, trans woman wants people to wax her cock 'n' balls and more!  This content may be considered offensive

This week we discuss the Paul Gascoigne scandal and his attempted rescue mission involving Raoul Moat. We compare animal genitalia and Dan tells us about a questionable porn category he came across. An Australian woman who chooses a strange place to go to the toilet, Jordan's favourite serial killers and more! This content may be considered offensive

Dan tells of how Hell's Rent Boys are taking over the GTA universe and his life, more gaming talk, you can get away with anything if you're rich, Scotland banning hitting kids and Jordan wishes his parents hit him more, Lewis' holiday in Portugal, a bull cum explosion, another woman deemed too ugly to be raped, You can sue anybody for anything these days, Jordan's holiday in Bulgaria and more! This content may be considered offensive

(We lost the second half of the recording) Lewis tells us about attacking school children with afro combs, watching two T.V's with Dan's Dad, Immoral Kombat, Mosh pits, playing GTA V online 6 years later and being the president and only member of a motorcycle club, Lewis forcing white people to say the N word, Jordan's terrible impressions and more! This content may be considered offensive