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Bad writing. Bad politics. Way too many rules about animal sacrifice. It’s the Torah, and three good friends/bad Jews are rereading the whole G-D damn thing. Join comedian Jon Alcabes, musician Ayani ... more
FAQs about Smite Me: A Torah Podcast:How many episodes does Smite Me: A Torah Podcast have?The podcast currently has 58 episodes available.
August 17, 2022Episode 47: Return to Murder CitySmite Me fav Geneva Rust-Orta is back to discuss one of the Torah's most goblin mode lists of rules. We cover how the Jews solved Rural murder, built cities for murderers and the deeply yucky biblical views on consent and gender identity that were probably progressive 3,000 years ago. ...more1h 16minPlay
July 20, 2022Episode 46: The Spiderman/Mail Bag Protection RacketIt's a mail bag episode! The boy's answer your question you sent in and return to some favorite topics! ...more1h 11minPlay
July 06, 2022Episode 45: JewbelieveGod calls the Jews out for being failsons. The Torah flirts with its own fucked up version of economic equality and Jon pitches us on a vital new nonprofit billboard venture, ...more1h 8minPlay
June 22, 2022Episode 44: YassimilationThe fellas watch the classic 1981 flick 'The Chosen' about the bromance of Jewish-American assimilation and college students casually gun-running for settler-colonial paramilitaries. ...more1h 21minPlay
June 08, 2022Episode 42: Take Me Down to Manslayer CityIt's the final book of the Big 5 and God is three rosés deep, trying to convince the Israelites that, actually, it's been great between them the whole time. Also, Manslayer cities....more1h 25minPlay
May 11, 2022Episode 41: Doing Crazy NumbersThe boys finally finish the Book of Numbers and, boy, is it numerical! In these chapters, the Israelites kill more of their enemies than they ever have before, and its hard not to be a little proud. Plus, we say bon voyage to Jon as he makes Aliyah to New York to track down Norman Finkelstein. ...more1h 16minPlay
April 20, 2022Episode 40 J4J feat Aviva SiegelComedian Aviva Siegel is back on the pod to talk about the lingering uncle of the Abrahamic religous family: Jews For Jesus. We talk about proselytization, Godly denim merch, and the limits of using cold brew coffee to convert people. ...more1h 21minPlay
April 06, 2022Episode 39: Ayo for JAOThe lads dive into the history of Birobidzhan, Russia's rarely mentioned Jewish autonomous region. It's a strange little place that's been around longer than Israel, with a history that is extra utopian and despressing even by Russian standards-and that's sayingr something....more1h 21minPlay
March 24, 2022Episode 38: Donkey TimeThis week, we're back on our TorahBoys mentality with the story of Balak Balaam, a donkey abuser/wizard who tries to curse the Jews but can only utter deeply out of pocket death threats against their enemies. Plus Ayani drops the song of summer. ...more1h 9minPlay
March 09, 2022Episode 37: Being Jon Kesselman feat Ethan BlackThis week, the boys dust off the DVD player to rewatch "The Hebrew Hammer" (2003) , a truly cursed attempt to make a Jewish Blacksploitation flick about a badass private eye saving Hanukkah. Shabbat Shalom, motherfuckers. ...more1h 26minPlay
FAQs about Smite Me: A Torah Podcast:How many episodes does Smite Me: A Torah Podcast have?The podcast currently has 58 episodes available.