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The guys dive into their gloriously awkward middle school years, including Hoosier going from looking like he was built out of spare parts from a LEGO bin to suddenly becoming the guy everyone blamed for their “funny feelings” in homeroom. Even the lunch ladies were like, “Well damn, someone’s hormones finally kicked in" 

Joeybags relives his painfully awkward first kiss, they revisit school dances full of puff-shoulder dresses and Bon Jovi slow-jams, and they confess to getting buzzed in class off rum candies like tiny, alcoholic gremlins.

Recess gets the respect it deserves, Hoosier explains why he was 100% convinced he was Reggie Miller, and Joey reveals his gambling addiction started with Topps baseball cards.

And of course, they discuss the unspoken law of middle school: if your bookbag had even a hint of something that looked like poop on it, you were instantly labeled “Turd Boy” and your social life was over before lunch.

Awkward, messy, and a little filthy — just like middle school.

#MiddleSchool, #akward, #glowup, #recess

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The boys kick things off by thawing out Mariah Carey for her annual holiday rampage, then immediately ruin the Christmas spirit with back-to-back quizzes. Hoosier puts Joey Bags through a brutally unnecessary beer quiz, and Joey fires back with a Lego quiz that exposes just how… intimate Hoosier’s relationship with plastic bricks really is.

They cool down (barely) with some sports talk about a certain college coach who decided loyalty was optional and bolted straight to a rival like a greased-up traitor.

Then it’s “Fun Facts” time — which, naturally, derails into a full-blown blumpkin debate nobody asked for and everyone will regret.

The guys wrap the chaos by diving into some music talk, because nothing says “quality podcasting” like going from Mariah Carey to blumpkins to power ballads in under an hour.

#beer, #lego, #LSU, #OleMiss, #Blumpkin

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This week, Joey Bags and Hoosier serve up a full Thanksgiving platter of chaos. The guys kick things off with their shitty Night-Before-Thanksgiving stories—the kind that make you thankful you survived your 20s. They debate the best bar games , and rank their favorite side dishes.

Then it’s onto Black Friday Madness, complete with plenty of stories involving a Walmart. Hoosier also pitches some truly unhinged Shark Tank ideas—ideas no shark would fund but every drunk uncle would invest in.

Finally, the boys design a new line of stereotype bumper stickers, guaranteed to offend at least three relatives at your holiday dinner.

Grab a plate, grab a drink, and try not to burn the house down—it's the Thanksgiving episode

#gobblegobble, #thanksgiving, #blackfriday

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In this week’s episode, we dive into Things Men Do That Disgust Women—a list so long we had to keep Hoosier from adding footnotes. Then we take a hard left into Crazy Church Stories, because nothing pairs better with unholy behavior than a little Sunday trauma. And yes… there’s more games with Hoosier, plus way too much penis talk. Tricks, games, sizes—we’re basically running a carnival booth at this point. Bring popcorn. And maybe holy water

#penistricks, #oldballs, #toobeaucoup

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It’s No Nut November and the boys are absolutely losing it. Things start innocent enough with a game of F–Marry–Kill featuring cartoon characters , but quickly spiral into Hoosier confessing his unhealthy knife fetish and the arrival of some very questionable tester monkeys.

Meanwhile, Hoosier’s dad is out there raw-dogging life—chugging milk and doing 90 on the highway—while Joey Bags proves he’s both a South Park savant and dumber than a 7th grader from Catholic school.

It’s chaos. It’s unhinged. It’s a smurfin’ good time

#southpark, #Smurfs, #IU, #FMK

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The boys are feeling spooky as they dive into all things Halloween.  They kick things off with a heated (and slightly drunk) debate over the most controversial candy on Earth: Candy Corn. Love it or hate it, someone’s getting a root canal.

Then it’s on to costumes, from awkward childhood fits to adult “slutty everything” looks. They confess their best (and worst) trick-or-treat memories, the chaotic nights of Halloween mischief, and which horror icons—Freddy, Jason, or Chucky—they’d least want showing up to an afterparty.

Finally, Hoosier drops a brand-new game called DPS, his  spin on “F, Marry, Kill.” 

Grab your booze, a bag of candy, and prepare for a night of bad takes, worse decisions, and premium Halloween degeneracy

#Halloween, #Candycorn, #tiffanyamberthiesen

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It’s time to bust out the dusty toy chest and a questionable amount of childhood trauma. In this episode, the guys dive deep into the glory days of Gen X toys—when screens were tiny, plastic was king, and every toy smelled vaguely like lead paint.

From slamming buttons on electronic football like it owed them money, to ripping open Stretch Armstrong like a couple of feral hyenas, nothing from their childhood is safe. They’ll talk comics, board games, G.I. Joes, and the kind of dangerous fun that would give modern parents heart palpitations.

Grab your Capri Sun, hide your mom’s good scissors, and join us for a delightfully inappropriate trip down memory lane

#stretcharmstrong, #GiJoe, #greenmachine

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This week, the guys try to power through a technical nightmare as their microphones wage war against them. But the show must go on—especially when “Wheel of Impersonations” is involved.

From chaotic Peter Griffin impressions to truly cursed attempts at Joe Pesci and John Travolta, the wheel has no mercy… and neither do their terrible accents. 😅

So grab your headphones, embrace the audio glitches, and get ready to laugh at them—not with them

#mictrouble, #impersonations, #badaccents

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This week, the guys fire up the flux capacitor and head straight into Hollywood’s alternate universe where Eric Stoltz actually stayed in Back to the Future and John Travolta turned down the chance to say, “Life is like a box of chocolates.” They imagine how those iconic movies would’ve totally changed and possibly ruined our childhoods. 

Then, they swerve hard into America’s dumbest still-active laws. Why is touching concrete in Virginia basically a felony? And who in Oregon got busted for eating a donut while walking backwards? Tune in for a time-traveling, law-breaking, brain-melting episode full of “what ifs,” “why nots,” and “wait, that’s real?” moments

#BTTF, #Donuts, #Bubbagump

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This week’s episode is a chaotic grab bag of nonsense that no one asked for but you’re getting anyway. The guys kick things off by bravely (and very incorrectly) attempting to mansplain women’s anatomy like they’re teaching a 7th-grade health class while drunk. From there, Joey gets put through the ringer with a series of ridiculous games: guessing who’s alive or dead, aging TV personalities, and trying to define bizarre medical terms that sound like kinks you’d find on Craigslist. Naturally, all roads lead to an in-depth discussion on the greatest pubic wig you never knew you needed: the merkin. Strap in (or strap on), because this one goes off the rails faster than Joey’s attention span

#Merkin, #Trivia, #Beer

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