Smoke Sessions

Smoke Sessions

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Smoke Sessions episodes

  • #15 - Tyler Serieux joins the sesh, Getting wham, Gaming & the Worst Xmas gifts we've received.

    FIRST GUEST ALERT! Tyler Serieux joins the Smoke Session officially being the first guest on the podcast. Together the boys discuss a whole heap of topics ranging from Tyler getting WHAM over lockdown, Smoke streams becoming a thing, getting deep they talk about should you see colour and Muhsin receives a secret Santa gift.

    Timestamps

    00:00 - Intro

    01:28 - How did Tyler get WHAM

    3:24 - How different races band together in times of need

    6:46 - How have drug dealers in the UK adapted to the pandemic

    13:11 - Did you get beaten as a kid? - The beating stories

    22:51 - Why did Tyler give up streaming, the impact of gaming & Smoke Streams ?

    30:32 - THE RECKLESS SIDE OF MUHSIN

    34:43 - Should you see colour

    37:18 - Worst Christmas Presents and Muhsin gets a secret Santa gift

    47:01 - Misinformation on the Vaccine, Policies polarising people & THE GREAT RESET

    55:29 - Outro

    58 min
  • #14 - VIRAJ QUITTING HIS JOB, FINANCE CHAT, HOW MUCH A PHD STUDENT MAKES

     DAMN! Another new set! Muhsin and Viraj Move the sofas around to create, with the resources at hand a very aesthetically pleasing set, and guess what is back! SHISHA! In this episode, Muhsin and Viraj chat about what it feels like to quit a job, pulling the trigger on their dreams and Mushin gives the podcast an exclusive - How much money does a PhD student make!


    Timestamps

    00:00 - Intro

    00:57 - VIRAJ  OFFICIALLY QUITTING HIS JOB and being a dealer vs a 9-5. 

    07:19 - Getting stuck in a dead end job, discussing the need for a north star, and how to leverage networks in your career  + JOB ADVERT FOR SMOKE SESSIONS.

    13:49 - Pulling the trigger on your dreams, how Muhsin and Viraj utilise their time, Viraj applying for Job seeker Allowance.

    21:37 - HOW MUCH MUSHIN MAKES DOING A PHD AND COMEDY

    29:44 - Lifestyle inflation, average NBA salary & career, How Viraj & Muhsin manage their investments + Financial education 

    37:50 - Going onto right-move and Window house shopping + Creating content around expensive homes

    41:04 - The BIG difference between Muhsin and Viraj 

    51:44 - Twitter Quick Fire 

    54:01 - Outro 

    #smokesessions #shisha #podcast #comedy #oneminutesmoke #shishalounge #UK #quttingmyjob #resignation #managingfinances #finances #dreams #chasingyourdreams #PHD #PHDstudent #Averagenbacareer #deadendjob #northstar #rightmove #houseshopping #Homes #newyard 

    55 min
  • #13 - How are Mo Gilligan and Uncle Dana successful, Chatting to girls in gym and school being like the Inbetweeners

    Well as you can see Smoke Sessions has a new, potentially temporary, set. Muhsin and Viraj had to whip up a quick fix to their problem of not having shisha, and as a result, they're in Mushin's front room relaxed and smashing out content! In this episode, the boys play a game of 2 truths and a lie which spiral into a completely different conversation about their school lives but abruptly change the topic to why they think Dana White and Mo Gilligan are so successful.


    00:00 - Intro

    08:08 - Why did Muhsin headbutt a window in his secondary school, Getting Expelled, missing the whole of Year 8, and those dreaded report cards at school.

    15:00 - Missing out on Oxbridge and how we ended up at royal Holloway,

    25:05 - Should we have stayed on CLUBHOUSE & Viraj have a boss move up his sleeve.

    29:20 - Should you compliment a female physique in the gym?

    31:35 - Reminiscing on our University life, managing the relationships after it, and relating to the inbetweeners.

    43:10 - Stories from our schooling days - Head boy antics and "breaking into" staff rooms and having lunch with  Emily Blunts Uncle

    50:24 - Impressions - Batman, Bane, Kray twins, Mickey Mouse

    58:53 - Why is Mo Gilligan Successful

    1:04:58 - Why is Dana White Successful

    1:11:33 - Muhsin pranks his family with a fake engagement

    1:13:54 - Outro

    1 hr 15 min
  • #12 - METAVERSE, WORST CONDECENDING COMMENTS, STUPID LESSONS FROM 24 YEARS

    The boys are back and Ali makes a reappearance at blossom lounge, but in this shisha sesh that didn't have shisha, don't ask why. They chat about a variety of topics, the most condescending things people can say, random conversations that turn into arguments and is the METAVERSE all that its hyped up to be ?


    Timestamps

    00:00 - Intro

    01:42 - What are our fav parts of life

    06:48 - What is the most condecending thing someone can say to you

    12:43 - Have you ever said something to friend that turned into the biggest argument (Viraj getting cancelled )

    17:54 - What is yoga really ?

    22:35 - Stupid lessons from 24 years

    27:08 - Creating content from little things we all do in our lives and how not everyone can do it, and the dynamic of our podcast

    30:23 - Viraj's  CRAZY morning routine and why is Ali so late for everything

    35:19 - METAVERSE THOUGHTS, the lack of authentic, raw content and the solution for our social media PROBLEM.

    51:25 - Outro


    #smokesessions #shisha #blossomlounge #podcast #comedy #oneminutesmoke #shishalounge #UK #oneminutesmoke #lifeadvice #arguments #cancelculture #yoga #morningroutine #birthdays #metaverse #favpartsoflife #rawcontent #authentic #fun #funwithfriends

    52 min
  • #11 - ASTROWORLD, WILDEST NIGHTS OUT & ALI SALEH FINALLY JOINS THE PODCAST

    The boys are back and finally get to have an episode with Ali while smoking a (You guessed it) love 66/ frozen blue shisha at blossom lounge, these guys don't deviate from the norm. In this shisha sesh they chat about the tragedies that happened at Astrowrold and RUST, THE FAMOUS LONG AWAITED MUHSIN LAST NIGHT OUT STORY, and other crazy stories from the gang, plus a little bit of the good old fashioned Twitter Quickfire.

    Timestamps

    00:00 - Intro

    03:59 - Astro world and RUST (Dissected by Ali)

    18:30 - Gun crime in Cyprus, Respecting weapons, and trump (Again)

    21:45 - Ali recounts Muhsin's Famous last night at uni

    31:59 - The last times we were WASTED and Faded, Viraj's Crazy night out with Mushin, Growing out VIraj's beard.

    39:47 - Muhsin's edible experience, Songs that remind us of moments in our life, Viraj's second passing out story.

    47:43 - TWITTER QUICK FIRE

    51:07 - Outro




    #smokesessions #shisha #blossomlounge #podcast #comedy #oneminutesmoke #shishalounge #UK #oneminutesmoke #lifeadvice #ASTROWORLD #travisscott #death #eventmanagement #ferstivals #moviesets #rust #partying #DMC #nightsout #compliments #openlearning #fun #funwithfriends #edibles #passingout #wasted #unilife #studentunion #royalholloway

    53 min
  • #10 - NO NUT NOVEMBER, DMC's and candid conversations into the boys' insecurities

    The boys are back after a week of recovering from man flu a chilled vibey episode while smoking a (You guessed it) love 66/ frozen blue shisha at blossom lounge, these guys don't deviate from the norm. In this shisha sesh they chat out NO NUT November, Mushin gives Viraj a bit of life advice for his upcoming unemployment and they waffle a bit on Sex parties, Gary vee, dad bods and dating significantly older women.


    Timestamps

    00:00 - Intro

    01:39 - No Nut November

    06:40 - Our in-house physiologist Mushin psychoanalyses Viraj and his problems regarding his work.

    22:47 - Muhsin tries to be Gary Vee, A very 'naughty' theory about insulate Britain's rallies, Mushin almost taking part in a sex party, could you date an older woman & have you ever not got it up?

    29:44 - Why do girls like dad bods?

    33:56 - Are you your parent's favs?

    37:39 - Viraj and Mushin for once have a DMC

    45:10 - Review of One-minute smoke ep 3

    49:31 - Outro

    51 min
  • #9 - NETFLIX's 'YOU', BORIS'S CHILDREN & TWITTER QUICK FIRE

    The boys have a chilled vibey episode while smoking a (You guessed it) love 66/ frozen blue shisha at blossom lounge. Today they waffle about a bundle of different things. Boris and his many kids, how Viraj is the real-life Jo Goldberg from YOU; who are we all really? And Twitter quick-fire reactions.

    Timestamps

    00:00 - Intro 00:16 - Muhsin and Viraj Waffling - What it might be like having kids, Viraj not being funny, and stealing ducks 05:23 - Boris Jonhson, Kebabs and the origins of one minute smoke 12:04 - Why Muhsin thinks the Amazon go stores will fail, getting scammed in Brooklyn and losing his virginity to a CD 15:15 - Netflix's YOU, our thoughts, and a loose psychological breakdown 24:21 - Who are YOU - a deep question 30:55 - Are you more or less prejudice than the rest of the population 36:06 - Why are racist people racist 40:44 - Comedy waffling 42:32 - Twitter quickfire - Dave Chappelle, Woman being spiked, Crypto, Racism. 49:57 - Outro


    #smokesessions #shisha #blossomlounge #podcast #comedy #oneminutesmoke #shishalounge #UK #kids #borisjohnson #omeminutesmoke #amazongostores #hustlling #conned #Netflix #Netflixyou #whoareyou #warstories #jogoldberg #lovequinn #racistpeople #storytime #racism #comedywaffling

    51 min
  • #8 - Moving to women, Toxic Masculinity and drunken escapades.

    The boys have a chilled vibey episode while smoking a love 66/ frozen blue shisha at blossom lounge, they dont really deviate from the flavour. Viraj talks to Muhsin about why he feels he's never going to find love and why he might be in his feels. They also trade drunken first times for the first time ever!


    Time stamps

    00:00 - Intro

    00:06 - What defines man, toxic masculinity and is the same with women

    03:30 - Comparing childhood tv shows

    11:06 - Viraj and women, YOU DONT GO STRAIGHT FOR THE NUMBER,

    16:20 - Can you be friends with people you've slept with & will Viraj find love

    27:15 - What are your expectations in a relationship?

    33:12 - Men need women more than women need men & childhood social life

    37:12 - Our first times getting drunk (Allegedly) & Uni being a hotel for partying

    49:31 - Outro

    51 min
  • #7 - A heart to heart, Dave Chappelle and what it takes to be great

    The boys have a chilled vibey episode while smoking a love 66/ frozen blue shisha at blossom lounge.  To be perfectly honest its a long over heart to heart revolving around Muhsin's comedy career; Dave Chappelle; grinding through the sucky parts of a journey to greatness and Uncle V speaks some truths.


    Time stamps

    00:00 - Intro

    01:30 - Our initial thoughts  on Dave Chappelle's final special

    09:00 - Viraj opens up about his thoughts on Muhsin comedy career

    11:29 - What Muhsin has learnt from Dave Chappelle and other comedians

    16:03 - What the mind of a comedian is really like and what it takes to be great.

    27:50 - The Real reason Muhsin does comedy, the reality of it.

    31:42 - What Viraj has learnt from a year of creating content and they take stock of the things they've achieved.

    36:39 - What seprates the good comedians from the greats?

    41:03 - Being selfless as a creator and does Viraj feel undervalued in the team?

    45: 57 - What you need to build a business with your friends.

    50:13 - Outro (The best part)


    #smokesessions #shisha #blossomlounge #podcast #comedy #oneminutesmoke #shishalounge#UK#comedy#DaveChappelle#thecloser#netflixspecial#comedyshow#transgender#greatness#GOAT#nopainnogain#advice#business#passion#achievingyourdreams#northstar#leveragingyourfriends#jobpaths

    53 min
  • #6 - The R.Kelly sentence, THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD & The Uk's 'Fuel Crisis'

    Muhsin & Viraj are back at Blossom Lounge, with a new light and a depleted fuel tank. They have shisha whilst mindlessly chatting about the R.Kelly sentence and the number of high profile individuals who could still be doing horrendous acts; Muhsin proceeds to literally lose it with Viraj and his casual boxing POV and they discuss the fact that Telsa owners must be smirking behind their windscreens.


    Timestamps

    00:00 - Intro

    00:13 - R.Kelly sentencing, are we continue to continue listening to him & celebrity god mentality and the line of consent

    15:59 - AJ vs UYSK compared to Floyd vs Logan (Muhsin's Rant)

    23:09 - AJ vs UYSK breakdown

    28:56 - Who is your P4P or GOAT?

    39:15 - FUEL CRISIS or media misinformation?

    49:59 - Outro

    52 min

About Smoke Sessions

From the publisher's feed

Smoke Sessions delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your feed. Your hosts Muhsin, Viraj and Tyler, (along with guests) talk ABSOLUTE over a shisha in Muhsins living room, discussing everything under the sun with some of the most disturbing thoughts. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you, then again it could break you out of that shell of yours.